Ask for some classic and shocking jokes

Tell you a few tricks, you can try it at home first.

1

You told your friend that you told him three stories. First, a husband told his wife that I would take you shopping tomorrow, and her wife was very happy. The next day, she dressed beautifully and waited for her husband to take him shopping, but he did nothing. She asked her husband, why don't you take me shopping? Her husband slapped him without saying anything, saying, shall I take you shopping or shall you take me shopping? His wife was very angry. Honey, you come home from work early tomorrow, and I'll cook your favorite dish for you. The next day, the husband sat at the table early and waited for his food, but the wife ate all the food and was about to eat. My husband asked, and my wife said to cook my favorite dish for me. His wife slapped him. Shall I cook for you or will you cook for me? Next, you tell your friend that I will cook for you. ! !

2

One day, when you were at home, the power went out suddenly. As a last resort, you have to light the candle (add any plot in the middle). Then you got up to look for something, and suddenly the candle went out. You bumped into the table in the dark, and it hurt terribly! In this case, you usually blame yourself for being careless, others have misplaced the table, or blame the table for being wrong? In short, are you a freak or a monster?

The other party usually answers in two words!

three

Say loudly to MM: don't move! Then pinch her nose when she is surprised.

Intelligence test: One night, Confucius, Laozi and Zhuangzi were kept in a pigsty. The next morning, people suddenly found that an old sow in the pigsty was pregnant unexpectedly. Confucius said, "This matter has nothing to do with me!" Zhuangzi also denied that he did it. Who is most likely to do it?

Any answer: I did it myself! That's right! ! Ha ha! !

five

You ask him, "What is three waters plus one?"

He thought for a moment and said, "Not sure, Lai?"

You asked again, "How about three waters plus one?"

He would say, "... what word? Is there such a word? Going? "

In fact, it should be "law" ......

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool who said "no" to everything others asked him. For example, did you eat? He said "no". What's your name? He said "no". Oh, by the way, have you heard this story?

B: No. ! ~

A: Apart from people, what animal likes to ask "why" best?

I don't know.

A: It's a pig!

B: Why?

Ha! ! ! Finish it.