What are some essays about telling jokes?

There is a boy in my school named Xiaomai. He often thinks of some weird questions to tease me, which makes me very embarrassed. I thought hard for a week and finally came up with the "Three Fatal Combinations" "Fight" to fight back.

一

"Wheat, didn't you say you are smart? Then let me ask you a question." "Okay! There is usually no problem." It stumps me." "In that case, let me ask you, which animal likes to ask 'why' the most?"

Wheat thought for a long time and answered "I don't know."

I said with a smile: "You don't even know this? You look pitiful. Let me tell you, it's a pig."

Maimai was stunned for a moment and asked: "Why?"

The people around him The classmates burst into laughter, but he looked confused: "Why are you laughing? If you don't understand, just ask." "Pigs love asking 'why' the most!" shouted an unknown classmate. Xiaomai's little face suddenly turned pale...

Two

I leaned over again: "What, you are not convinced? Then I will do another 'brain teaser', do you dare? Accept the challenge?"

Mai Xiao said: "Come just as you come, I'm afraid you won't succeed!"

I said with a smile: "One day, a domineering wild boar came to the forest. It crashed around. Maybe the brakes didn't work, or maybe it was because of bad eyesight. It finally got up, but it bumped into it again, several times. . Excuse me, why do pigs keep hitting the wall?"

Wheat wanted to break his head, but he helplessly answered "I don't know."

"Haha," I know, "Pig brain" You don't know how to turn! You didn't answer this 'brain teaser', it's really 'pig body with pig brain - just right'!"

The students also laughed one after another. At this time, Wheat's catchphrase blurted out: "Okay - you're dead!" He raised his fist as he spoke. I hurriedly smiled and apologized: "In order to atone, I will tell you a story. Do you want to listen?"

Three

Wheatley said repeatedly: "You want to listen, you want to listen." I began to say: "A long time ago, there was a wolf who ate many small animals. One day, the wolf thought for a while: He would not be able to go to heaven if he continued like this. He had to do something good. So, the wolf built a house with three rooms and one room. The living room decided to let those homeless animals live in the house. One day, a pig came and asked to live in the house. The wolf said, "Brother Pig, there is no room." Please come back.' Zhu said: 'Isn't there a living room? I want the living room.'" After saying this, I deliberately patted Xiaomai's shoulder and said, "Look. You are such a pig, you still have to listen to the (hall)!"

"Boom", it turned out that a classmate fell off the chair with laughter and fell on all fours. Wheat was angry all over the place. But when he was ready to fight back and use me to "K" ten, I had already escaped.