Funny sentences about exams

1. Examination is the magic weapon of teachers; points and points are the lifeblood of students.

2. Don’t get an A in every subject. If you get too many A’s, your A’s will be devalued.

3. Silence is the last dignity for those who fail the exam, and silence is the highest contempt for those who get an A.

4. You can pick exotic flowers and herbs from the cliff, and you can experience the ups and downs in the exam.

5. How can Emperor A at the top understand the depth of F?

6. Taking notes and sealing them with words are nothing but floating clouds and nothing but tranquility. So that A.

7. And those formulas that we once thought we would never forget are forgotten by us in the process of never forgetting them.

8. If you review too much, you don’t need to think about it; if you don’t review at all, you don’t need to think about it.

9. Repeat your own habits and let others be nervous!

10. If the exam fails you, don’t be depressed or angry! When the pear is big, let’s tolerate it for the time being: Believe it, the day of cups will come.

11. An exam is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you will get before the exam.

12. If you do exam exercises every day, no wonder you don’t lose weight. I failed the exam again today, tears streaming down my face, and my heart felt empty. Rescued from the sea of ??questions, and admitted to the exam again

13. There is no distinction between winning or losing, high or low in science exams. Because there is always only one answer!

14. Thesis cannot be like cooking. You have to prepare all the ingredients before you start writing.

15. Do you know why my paper is white? Because it forgot its answer.

16. The end of the semester is a bright sadness. Even if the whole world is occupied, I will be by your side. If there is hell, we will study together.

17. Skipping school is like being pregnant. It will eventually be discovered after a long time.

18. One cannot copy the same paper twice, but one can submit the same paper in two subjects.

19. Human wisdom holds three keys: one for solving questions, one for writing papers, and one for dealing with difference scores. Knowledge, thoughts, fantasies are there.

20. It is against the criminal law to deduct points from students in exams. The criminal law stipulates that the act of taking advantage of others' ignorance to cause losses to others is a crime of fraud.

21. I will not give up and continue to preview; I have no doubt that there will be a miracle. I want to light up a dazzling red light for my future self! No matter what, I will die no matter what, so what if I die? At least I am strong and magnanimous!

22. The most distant place in the world The distance is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is coming soon, others are reviewing, and I am previewing.

23. Use a sack of money to go to school in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

24. If I don’t fail the exam, that’s what I want; if I don’t review, that’s what I want. You can't have both, so I'll just leave!

25. If you don't read the book during the exam, you are just a pig. Don't panic if you cheat, just pretend if you get caught. Classic online blog article

26. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called "Not at all", a kind of multiple-choice question called "Everything seems right", a kind of calculation question called "crying while doing it", and a kind of application question called "crash after getting up". There is a kind of proof question called prove your sister! There is a kind of proof question called "It doesn't matter!"

27. In the Chinese language test in elementary school, the first half of a fill-in-the-blank question was - Gao Shan said to the sea: You are so broad! Such vastness! Such passion! Such surging! The sea said to the mountains: (). A classmate wrote on the test paper: (Thank you for the compliment!). The marking teacher burst into tears.

28. There is a type of question called, for this knowledge point, I may take multiple-choice questions, term explanations, short-answer questions, or essay questions. Direct blood spray macroscopically.

29. It doesn’t matter if you fail the exam, you still have to take the make-up exam. If you fail the make-up exam, you still have to retake it!

30. Cheating in the exam, let’s work together. The main thing is to copy, and the disadvantage is to use deception. Copying and shielding are combined with protection to pass, whoever dares to tell the truth will be violent after class, everyone should work hard to copy during the exam.

I hope everyone can copy the level! Copy the style! Copy and get good grades!

31. The exam is a breathing pain. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to occupy a seat. It hurts not to occupy a seat. It hurts, even sleeping hurts; the exam is a breathing pain, it rolls back and forth in the blood. It hurts if you regret not reviewing, it hurts if you hate not reviewing, and it hurts the most if you want to read but cannot read...

32 , failing Conan is difficult. If you have a poster of Kobe Bryant, don’t hang it with Conan, otherwise “if you don’t hang it with Kobe, hang it with Conan”; you can also use the Kobe poster alone, because “hang it with Kobe but don’t hang it with Conan”.