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Why are China people so enthusiastic and loyal to giving birth in the United States?

The first reason is that it is profitable. As long as it is profitable, someone will do it, and China people are no exception. Going to the United States to have a baby is a typical "profitable"! This benefit is mainly based on the view that "at present, the United States is relatively more developed than China, and it will still have such advantages in the future, so it will be better to be an American than a China". A little bit better is the main reason why many people are scrambling.

The second reason is that China people are not good at innovation, but good at imitation. When I saw someone around me or someone going to the United States to have a baby, I thought about it a little bit and learned from others to have a baby in the United States.

The third reason is that it is useless to get up early because someone instigates it. The instigator is always good, and some people advocate that "going to the United States to have children" has a hundred benefits but no harm. So this makes many people get excited and act.

In fact, giving birth in America is suitable for many families. It doesn't mean that it costs about 250 thousand to have a baby in the United States, but the follow-up training of American babies. If you don't register after returning to China, this baby's schooling and insurance will be completely different from that of China baby, which is very inconvenient; If you register after returning to China, it is equivalent to having a baby with China nationality. However, this baby can't get an American visa, and he has to cross the border from a third country or China to enter and leave the United States.

If the American baby has been studying in China since he registered, when will he go to the United States? If you don't study in the United States, although you have American citizenship, you are very unfamiliar with American culture and lifestyle, which can't be supplemented later. Children are embarrassed when they grow up. The main manifestations are as follows: on the one hand, you don't have to have nationality to enter the United States, but you need GPA scores and permanent residence in a certain state for a certain period of time, otherwise you can't enjoy the policy of local students; On the other hand, the most important culture doesn't even understand the most basic jokes. For example, when we in China say that someone looks like Pig Bajie, everyone will laugh, but you don't know how to laugh when they tell a joke about Eight. How can you get involved? Simply ask: Has the owner of your local Lanzhou Ramen Restaurant merged with your local people? Cultural barriers lead to incompatibility. Therefore, the embarrassment of giving birth to an American baby, cultivating it in China and finally sending it to the United States is equivalent to sending him to the United States "to sell Lamian Noodles in Lanzhou" in the future, and he can only find a companion from China. Moreover, China people do not recognize such "non-China Chinese" because they generally look down on each other.

So many people are just opportunistic, thinking that the baby will be fine when he is born in America, but in fact you don't understand how much he complains when he grows up. Unlike ABC and immigrants from China, these babies look down on each other. Native Americans also look down on this "Chinese" who knows nothing about American culture. Not to mention thinking, it's completely different. Standard uncooked rice.

Don't think that these babies will immigrate for their parents when they grow up. On the one hand, the United States is now reforming, and it is impossible to simply enjoy welfare. Most importantly, many of these pregnant mothers have obtained tourist visas to have children. To put it bluntly, it is visa cheating, even customs cheating. When they really apply to change their identity, the account will be transferred out, and it is inevitable to refuse the visa. At this time, it's their turn to be embarrassed, and the children are there.

Therefore, going to the United States to have a baby is a road of no return, which requires economic strength, family planning, the integrity of parents and the arrangement of raising babies. Don't take advantage, there will be no pie in the sky, and people who are too smart can't survive three TV dramas.

Cherish what you have at the moment. Go to the United States to have a baby-honestly apply, carefully plan, suit yourself and stick to it.