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Jokes. It takes two people to speak.

(1) Leisure man: What shall we eat tonight? Woman: Whatever. Man: Let's eat hot pot. Woman: No, you will get pimples on your face if you eat hot pot. M: Then let's eat Sichuan food. Woman: I just ate Sichuan food yesterday, and I ate it again today ... Man: Shall we eat seafood? Woman: The seafood is not good, so I have loose bowels. Man: What did you say to eat? Woman: Whatever. Male: (2) Either way. Man: So what are we doing now? W: Anything will do. M: How about going to the movies? I haven't seen a movie for a long time. W: What's so good about movies? Stall for time M: What about bowling and sports? W: What's your luck on a hot day? Aren't you tired? Man: Then find a coffee shop and drink some water. Woman: Drinking coffee affects sleep. Man: What did you say? W: Anything will do. Male: (3) Look at you. Male: Then I might as well go home. Woman: Look at you. Man: By bus! I will see you off. W: The bus is dirty and crowded, so forget it. Man: That's a taxi. W: It's not worthwhile to travel so close. Man: Let's go. Let's go for a walk. W: Which way do you go on an empty stomach? Man: So what do you want? Woman: Look at you. Man: Let's eat first. Woman: Whatever. Man: What to eat? W: Anything will do.