Urgent! ! ! ! Ask the funny program performance form of the school New Year's Day party! ! ! If it is good, I will get extra points! ! ! Thank you ~ ~! ! !

There are only two people ... (a man and a woman)

"I have never seen such blackmail. . . . 》

Go to the canteen to eat, I am very hungry and want to eat chicken legs. I don't have enough money to pay for the meal card. I'm worried.

A MM came to my side, bought cold meat, looked tender, probably a freshman, and I exulted. ...

Me: classmate, I want to buy chicken legs. I don't have enough money to buy a meal card. Can you type it for me?

MM (hesitating): OK (indicating the master to draw the price and then insert the card)

I turned and left.

MM (looking back, a little surprised, then hesitating): Alas, classmate ... (embarrassed)

Me (turning back, grinning): What?

MM: That, that. ...

Me: (surprised) What what?

MM (lowering his head, biting his lip, turning back firmly): Well, you haven't given me the money yet. ...

Me (surprised): Money? What kind of money?

MM: It's chicken leg money. I just punched you!

Me: What what? You accept my drumsticks? Did I hear you right? Say it again?

MM (color of fear, tears in eyes): I punched your card, you can't punch it for nothing ... or you can just give me 3 yuan (5 yuan for chicken legs)!

Me: What, 3 yuan? Do you need money to hit my card?

MM (angrily): Of course, otherwise why should I punch you in?

Me: Classmate, this is your fault.

MM (indignation, confusion, emptiness): I ... my fault?

Me: Yes! Think about it. There is something wrong with your bike. Do you have to pay?

No, but ...

Me (interrupting): think again, you didn't bring your IC card, and someone opened the door for you when you entered the building. Did you ask for money?

No, but that's different. ...

Me (interrupting): Think about it. You didn't bring an umbrella that day. A boy helped you keep out the rain. Did you ask for money?

MM (Zheng): How do you know? But this is different.

Me (disdainful dry smile): Hey, hey, cough, think again. When you came, so many brothers and sisters helped you take your luggage to the dormitory. Did you ask for money?

MM (starts to get dazed and stare at me ...)

Me: On second thought, 1993 was flooded, and everyone jumped into the water to save people. Do you want money? In 1960s, China government funded Tanzania to build railways. Did you ask for money? Run Run Run Shaw helped Tsinghua to build a library. Did you ask for money? Hmm (looking down ...)

Me (continued): Think, think, think about today's event: a classmate wants to eat chicken legs and has no money. If you give him a card, he will ask you for money. If he doesn't pay, he won't let others eat chicken legs Is this a classmate? What kind of classmate is this?

MM (The little face is full of red tide, and the face is lovely. I look up at me): I see, classmate. I don't want your money. You go ahead. Chicken legs don't taste good when they are cold.

Me (nodding with satisfaction and looking at her tenderly): Well, that's more like it. Go and buy something to eat, too, be good! There is no food in the canteen for the time being.

MM (suddenly excited, nodding hard): Hmm! I'm leaving. Goodbye!

I (turn around and bite the drumstick on the plate, and a sense of satisfaction fills my chest ............................................. ……) MM (suddenly turn back, shyly): Brother-

Me (almost biting off my tongue): What now?

MM: The elevator in our dormitory is broken. Can you help us carry a carton up?

Me (biting twice and patting my chest): No problem. Where is the box?

Ten minutes later, in front of the girls' dormitory. I faced a "carton" with a washing machine in it and looked up at the window on the eleventh floor. Under the gaze of a group of senior sisters, my legs are weak. ...