Performable children's jokes

Lao Zhang, 1, stuntman. His performance is throwing steel knives.

Three ... four ... five steel knives were thrown around. One night, after the performance, he wanted to go home with a knife and was stopped on the way.

Policeman: "Why do you carry the murder weapon with you? 」

Lao Zhang: "I am a stuntman. This is my prop. "

Policeman: "I don't believe it. Please try to show it to me. "

Lao Zhang performed throwing steel knives on the roadside. ...

Hearing the car parked behind me, someone said, "Wow! ..... It's really strict to test drunkenness now! 」

2 children's sketch scripts-we are all good students.

Sketch content:

Today is Li Jun's birthday. Four bad boys decided to buy some birthday presents for Li Jun's mother. They walk with things, while saying)

Fat cat: "I really want to go to Li Jun's house early. I'm a little hungry now. " As he spoke, he pursed his lips and touched his stomach. "Listen, you all screamed."

Mickey Mouse: "You only know how to eat and watch!" " What is this? (making a pig's face while talking)

Fat cat: Haha, everyone knows (smirking)

Bugs bunny: I'm going to tell Miss Mi that you ate snacks secretly, hmm ~

Fat cat: Don't talk nonsense. I haven't eaten snacks since Miss Mi gave me a hula hoop, and I still turn to 1000 every day.

(doing the action of S curve)

Bean tooth: You also said you were sophistry. Both Xiao Ou and I saw you secretly eating chicken legs on the road. (doing the action of eating chicken legs)

Bugs bunny: I ate four at a time (sticking out four fingers).

Fat cat: That! That's ~ that's because I haven't eaten chicken legs for a long time. My mother prepared breakfast for me because I was afraid I was hungry.

Fat cat: I'll give you one. (3) Making fun of him) Hey! In front is Li.

Bean tooth: Let me have a look. This is really Li Jun's house!

Mickey Mouse: Get ready, stand up, look straight ahead, put on your hat, 1, 2, 1, 2 ~ ~ Stop, I'll test the situation.

Three: Good!

Mickey Mouse: Li Jun Li Jun ~

Li Jun: What brings you here?

Mickey Mouse: Not only me, but also the string 5 (pointing to the three of them).

Li Jun's mother: Juner, will the four of them come?

Four: Hello, Aunt ~

Li Jun's mother: Good boy! Great ~

Mickey Mouse: Fat cat, bean sprouts, help your aunt to come in and have a rest.

Fat cat, bean sprouts: Auntie, Auntie, let's go in, let's go in, I have a lot to tell you!

Li Jun's mother; Really? You little guys, there must be something new. Haha ~

Bugs bunny: Li Jun, do you know that you have made a big mistake?

Li Jun: Huh? Huh? Let me see, I don't think so.

Mickey Mouse: Do you know what day it is today? (voice elongates)

Li Jun: Today is my birthday. (in a low voice)

Bugs bunny: Then why didn't you tell us?

Li Jun: I ~ I ~

Lorina: Hum ~! So you said, are you looking for trouble? Put your hands behind your back to show arrogance and questioning.

Bugs bunny: Hey ~ Detective, don't wronged us! (expression of self-defense)

Li Jun: lorina, they are really not looking for trouble. They came to help me.

Lorina: I don't believe it. They are like four little bullies who will help you with the housework.

Miss Milan: Look at what you said to them, lorina.

Mickey Mouse and bugs bunny: Miss Milan, why are you here? (Shy) By the way, you must avenge us. (pleading expression)

Fat cat, bean sprout: Hehe ~ (scratching his head) What are you doing here, Miss Milan? Hehe ~ we didn't do anything bad ~

String 6

Miss Milan: Like you, I came to visit Li Jun's mother!

Four: Really? (Surprise) Teacher Mi, that's very kind of you. Long live Teacher Mi!

Li Jun's mother; Ah, here comes the teacher. Go inside quickly. Sit down, sit down. Handsome boy, get the teacher a stool quickly. Look at our handsome guy, still not sensible ~

Miss Milan: Don't be so polite, Li Jun's mother. Take care of yourself. (She said, help Li Jun's mother. )

Four rushed up and said, teacher, do you know? Today is Li Jun's birthday.

Li Jun's mother: Birthday, today is my birthday? Haha, I forgot. How did you know?

Four: secret!

Li Jun's mother: Look, these children are so strange. They often surprise me. Since your son was transferred to your class, they have often come to help me with housework. These children are really good students. How nice! (looking at them sincerely)

Miss Milan: Smile and nod.

The four little guys, with their heads down and their faces red, looked at each other and didn't speak, just giggled there.

Lorina: Oh! It turns out that you guys have done such a good thing as Lei Feng, and you haven't left your name. Why didn't you say so earlier? (Sorry) No wonder you took up your schoolbags and left after school this afternoon, and didn't even play basketball.

Miss Milan: Guys, don't just stand there. Didn't you say today is Li Jun's birthday?

Fat cat: (quickly) puts the cake on the table) Which loudspeaker is out? (Go up to Teacher Mi and whisper, "This is bought with our own pocket money." )

Mickey Mouse: Aunt, you are in poor health. Li Jun went to school again. Everyone can hear this blow in the future.

String 4

Li Jun's mother: My old woman can't use this horn!

Mickey Mouse: Aunt, let me show you. Look at this.

Mickey Mouse sings while performing.

Lyrics: Look at this trumpet. It is really useful. You can hear it no matter how far away.

I blow here and there, blow here and blow you, blow here and blow him, and blow everyone happy, happy, happy, happy.

(Everyone laughs and applauds)

Teacher Milan: Haha ~ (happy) I have something very important to tell you (taking out the newspaper from my bag and handing it to them)

Four: Read, four students from Class 6 (3) of Shamen Primary School saved the golden monkey, haha, and our photos! (Freedom)

Teacher mi; The headmaster also said that he would call on the whole school to learn from you next week.

Lorina: Look at them carefully. (She says to herself, "Why didn't I find them?" )

Teacher Mi: Mom, this is the help of our school love foundation (handing a red envelope to mom)

Li Jun's mother: It's very kind of you, Miss Mi. Students, teachers and schools are all good. I really appreciate it． Thank you! (Tears in my eyes)

Fat cat; Aunt, let's celebrate our birthday! (Everyone lights candles to celebrate their birthdays.)

Douya: lorina, you are the little diva of our class. Come on, come on, send a birthday song.

Lorina: I was a little embarrassed to look at them, but I started singing' Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you ~ ~' happily.

Bugs bunny: Aunt, what did you wish for? Tell us about it

String 4

Li Jun's mother: I hope everyone is happy, and you good children, listen to the teacher more, study hard and make progress every day.

Teacher Milan: Li Jun's mother, don't worry, they are all my good students!

Mickey Mouse: Thank you, Miss Mi. No teacher ever said that we were good students. For your words, brothers, we must work hard!

The four of them said: please believe us, we are all good students.