Who can provide all the classic funny sentences in "Wulin Gaiden"?

1． "I eat more salt than you eat rice!"

"That's because you are heavy-mouthed!"

"I have crossed more bridges than you have walked. !”

“That’s because I’m too lazy to move!”

2. Lao Xing: If you want to eat other people's food, let yourself have your own say.

3. What are you doing holding the chamber pot? Can't I take a shower?

4. When you see something surprising, say "Oh God!"

If you want to crush someone, say "Touching"

If you want someone to be immobile, say "Sunflower point..."

If you interrupt, just say "It's great to see the sun tonight"

If you don't agree, just say "If a tiger doesn't show off its power, you think I'm HELLO KITTY"

Look When GF is cheating, he says, "My acting skills are so bad that I don't even shed tears."

Before he fights desperately, he says, "Take care of my seventh uncle."

When he offends his wife, he says, "Don't you remember it?" When a villain passes, the prime minister's belly can hold a boat; when the moon sets and the sky is filled with frost, both husband and wife return home."

5. Wushuang: Just average, Miss Hong Kong is the third best. Your dress is attractive.

Guo Furong: Very ugly, the ninth sister is Asia, all because of her dexterous hands.

Guo Furong: Your beauty activates blood and nourishes the skin from the inside out, and is so pure and pure that it makes people pity you.

Wushuang: Your beauty touches the heavens and the earth from bone to skin. This feeling can be remembered forever.

6. "I wish you a long life together and no descendants."

"I wish you have a son soon, and those with white hair will give birth to those with black hair."

7. "Confucius once said: 'It is disrespectful to come and not go back.'"

“Oh, so you molested her?

8. The scholar asked why he was not allowed to write Spring Festival couplets.

The boss’s wife replied: “Your handwriting is too It’s too thin to be festive, so I’ll write it during the Qingming Festival. ”

9. Boss lady: A woman’s happiness is to marry a man and serve him all her life.

Guo Furong: Why doesn’t he serve me my whole life.

Boss lady ∶ Do you know why you can’t get married?

10. Shopkeeper: What is your goal?

Guo Furong:

Shopkeeper: Why mention it so far away?

Guo Furong: Increase wages.

Shopkeeper: This one is further away.

11. When we reach the top of the mountain, we realize that there are only a few steps between the wrong path and the right path.

12. Do you think I love money so much?

I am ashamed!

Shame and happiness!

13. You are heartless, shameless and unreasonable. If I am not ruthless, shameless and unreasonable, how can I be ruthless, shameless and unreasonable? BR> You are ruthless, shameless and unreasonable!

14. Lu Xiucai: Hua! Why is it smelly? Because of me; why is the grass green?

Guo Furong: What do you want to say? Lu Xiucai: I haven’t finished yet! Why does fart smell? That's because of Lao Bai!

15. Guo Furong: Definitely go your own way and let others do it!

16. The shopkeeper: The conspiracy is about love. Enemy. Xiucai: (calculates) A ??man named Tostoyevsky said it many years later.

What does this driver do? >18. Scholar: I stabbed you once and you said four words. I stabbed you twice and you said thirty-six thousand words. Why?

Guo:...

Xiucai: When I stabbed you with the first sword, you said "My hero, spare your life". When I stabbed you with the second sword, you said "Thirty-six thousand words"!

19. Thief God: Yes! Are you a thief? You stole things and helped others clean up the house. How about not cleaning up?

20. Big Mouth: They laughed at me for not studying well. 1 Lao Bai: This is nonsense, you haven’t read the book at all!

21. Xiaobei: This is Zhang Fei, this is Yue Fei, and this is Faye Wong.

; Everyone suddenly realized!

22. Shopkeeper: If we still can’t stay in Thailand, we will turn to the waterway and go to Japan...

Everyone: (firm attitude, turning heads, disgusted): No!

23. Big mouth asked the shopkeeper: Wouldn’t it be a big pain to put money on the soles of your feet?

Shopkeeper: You will know when you get married. This is why men get corns (after bleeding, he fainted to the ground)

24. All monthly money was deducted , have mercy on me! All the manuscripts are burned, my son! All my clothes were torn off, I was so embarrassed! All identities are exposed, expose them! I'm still the Yamen's nephew! Don't tell anyone! Low-key, low-key.

25. One two three action! I regret it. If I had not married, Xiaobei’s brother would not have died. If Xiaobei’s brother had not died, I would not have fallen into this situation. Sad place

26. Everyone goes back to their homes and finds a mother!

27. Only when you keep your tail between your legs is you called a hero!

28. If God gives me another chance, I will definitely say three words to you: less, more salt!

29. Is this the highest mountain in the world? A child with love is like a treasure. If there is a day before yesterday, it will be easy to grow old. I love you so much that I will never forget it. I can't forget your tears, your kindness, your intoxicating lingering and the faint smell of tobacco on your fingers.

30. If the tiger doesn’t show off its power, you think I’m Hello Kitty

31. Lao Bai sent the three people to Hengshan and said this: The three of you are crying!

32. Not to mention being in charge of the door, you can’t even be in charge of the window.

33. If I have eaten your dumplings, "The Analects of Confucius" should be changed to "On Dumplings".

34. Endure the calm for a while, and take a step back to destroy the world!

35. Bang bang, there are types A, B, O, and AB!

36. I regret that Guo Jing and Yang Guo are not good at literary talent. Qiao Feng and Duan Yu are a bit old-fashioned. The great master Dongfang Bubai only knows how to embroider flowers and birds in the boudoir.

37. The shopkeeper: God Goose! Xiaoliu: Take good care of my seventh uncle and grandpa! Furong: Shocking! Bai Zhantang: Sunflower acupuncture technique!

38. Guo Furong: The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. Isn’t that good?

39. The proprietress of Yihonglou came to sow discord. After eating the rice cooked by Xiao Guo, she said: "This tastes exactly like what my mother cooked for me!" Shopkeeper Tong: "Hey, your childhood is not the same. Great happiness! ”

40. Standing in heaven and looking at hell, life is like a melodrama. Standing in hell and looking at heaven, who are you working hard for and who are you busy with?