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English funny drama "The Peacock Flies Southeast"

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Jiao Zhongqing Johnny (Jforshort) Liu Lanzhi Lunch (Lforshort)

Jiao’s mother Johnny ' *** other(JMforshort) Liu Mu Lunch' *** other(LMforshort)

The governor's son Mayor'sson(MSforshort) the robber Burglars(ABandC)

Prologue This article is reproduced from: coffbar sketch script, resume cover, free movie

(J was beaten and ran onto the stage, a paper tube was smashed out, J was hit, and he was in a state of panic)

J: Everybody says that I'm henpecked, butinfact, I'm strong asatiger, (whisper) whilemy

wifeisWuSong.

(Pointing to the door on stage and loudly shouting) I'mnotafraidofyou!

(A washbasin was smashed out, J caught it and used it as a shield to protect his head) Then, I'mafraidofwhom?

MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Shei *** raverthanme,

** * arterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender

thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!

(Another roll of paper was smashed out, hitting J)

MyGod!Whocanhelpme ?(Part 2)

Act1

(At the end of the prologue, JM acts like an eavesdropper)

JM (on a walking stick): Ican!

(Inside the opposite door) Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?

L (wearing an apron and holding a spatula, jumped out of the door): I'mhere!What'supmum?

JM: I'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme "mymostbeautifulgracefuland

dearestmother-in-law".

L: OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law, what'sup?

JM: Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude, sobrusque, so

lazy...

L: But...

JM: Neverinterruptme!

L：Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson，thatterribleJoh

nny, I have been working hard all

daylong, cooking and washing. I have raised ten softhous and sof pigs and ducks and chicken

and...

JM: Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!

L(waving the pot angrily Shovel): Oh, you wanta grandson, don't you? (Start to take off the apron) Goandaskyour

son.I'mleaving! (Tear off the apron and throw it in JM's face, down)

Act2

(LM is sitting on the stage knitting, L is holding a spatula)

L: Mum, I'mback!

LM: Youareback ?Why?Whathappened?

L: Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.

LM (surprised, but then gloating): See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon

marryingthatterribleJohnny, Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor, butyoudidnotlisten

tome.Lookatyourself...

L: But, mum...

LM: Neverinterruptme!

L: Mum, I'mnotinterruptingyou.IjusanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And

I'llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.

LM(大喜): Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor'ssoninthemarket.Hesaid: "Ifyoudaughter

Haven't been married, Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!" Now you are free again, I'll go

andtellhim. (Part 2)

L (surprised): What? Themayor'sson? The most famous playboy in the neighborhood-hood? ( The pot in hand

Shoveled it to the ground) WhatasillythingIhavedone! (Part 2)

Act3 This article is reproduced from: coffbar sketch script, resume cover, free movie

(J Sleepy Eyes (Walking)

J (while walking): Lunch! Lunch! Where are my socks?

(Walked a few steps and picked up socks on the ground) Here they are! (Smell it) Er! How *** elly! They are still dirty!

(Suddenly remembered) Lunchhasgone! Ihavetowashthemmyself.

(His stomach seemed to growl) Oh, I'msohungry! Butthere'snobreakfast !(Pick it up on the ground

aprons

Skirts)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now

shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.

JM (Part 1): Where' ***ybreakfast?Where' sLunch?Hasn'tshegotupyet?

J: Mum, can'tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!

JM (thinking for a moment): Well, totellyouthetruthJohnny, asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice

girl, goandtakeherback!

J (stand at attention and salute): Ye *** adam!

Act4

(J was walking happily, and suddenly three people jumped out Robber)

A: Heyyou! Stopandlistentous!

Theroadi *** uiltbyme! (Lift your foot and step heavily on a big stone)

B: AndIplantedoree !(Also raised his foot to step on the same stone)

C：Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(I wanted to step on the stone, but stepped on A's foot)

ABamp; C: Giveusallyourmoney!

J (searched every pocket and took out a dime): Is it enough?

(The three robbers fainted, then the three of them gathered together to discuss)

A: Whatbadluck!Thisguyi ***roken!

B: Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!

C: Iheardthatthemayor'ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand

robthewedding!

Aamp; B: Goodidea!

J (surprised): What? What? Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It'simpossible!

ABamp; C: Why? Aprettygirlandarichman, whatagoodcouple!

J：ButLunchi***ywife!Wehaven'tgotdivorcedyet!

(Suddenly got an idea)I'vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don'tyou?I'llgo

withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.

B：Haveyougotanyexperience?

J：No.ButI'vegotthis!(J took off his shoes and took out a check from inside, writing $1 , 000, 000)

Act5

(In a blink of an eye, it’s time for the wedding. MS led the bride up with red silk in high spirits, J was reluctantly pulled onto the stage wearing a red hijab)

(J and the three robbers jumped

to Taichung)

ABC&J: Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!

A: Theroadi *** uiltbyme!

B: AndIplantedoree.

C: Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---

J: Giveusallyourmoney!

(L raised his hijab when he heard J’s voice)

L (extremely surprised): Johnny! (desperately ran to J’s side and hid behind him)

(MS was furious and punched J. J ducked and MS hit J’s body behind him. L, L fainted)

J (furious): Howdareyoubeatmywife! (Punches at MS)

(J fights with MS, JM enters, knocks MS unconscious with crutches)

(J pulled off the groom’s sign on MS’s chest and put it on his chest)

J (helped L up and asked with concern): Honey, howareyou?

L (crying): Ihurtalot!

J: Don'tcrybaby.I'llgoandfetchthemedicine. (Part 2)

L (Get up and chase): Waitforme! (Run down) )

(Music from CanYouCelebrate)