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A routine girlfriend joke
13, recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. I count with my fingers, you lack me in your life.
14. Guess where my heart is? Left? "No, on your side."
15, do you know what my weakness is? Against you
16, I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise why do I want to sleep more and more when I look at you?
17, do you know the difference between you and the moon? "Stop it." The moon is in the sky and you are in my heart.
18, I think you are particularly like a game, My World.
19 Do you know how to eat the best steak? I'll feed you.
20. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou.
2 1, do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, it's you. ...
22. What time is it? It's ten o'clock. No, this is the starting point of my happiness.
23, my hand was scratched, you scratch it, so we are lovers!
24. I am a shoo-in. All I need is a kiss.
I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't get rid of it.
26. Can you guess my seat? Aquarius is wrong. I made it for you.
27. Your circle of friends is called donuts.
Fourth, the court-level love story
28, 1.2.3 Woodenhead, don't move. I'm sorry, I moved, my heart moved.
29. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Care about you
Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where is it? Antarctica, the North Pole? No, this is a place without you.
3 1, the earth and the sun are not the center of the universe, you are.
32, the roundest moon, wait for a month, the sunrise tomorrow morning, wait for a day, my love for you will never stop.
Remember to adopt Thank you!
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