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Red wine talks about friends circle

1. Why can't we have two stomachs, one drinking red wine and the other drinking milk?

2. It may be an alcoholic girl. Yes, that's right. I have been drinking again. It's a little floating I'm afraid I'll be silly to drink red wine myself in the future.

3.where am I now? Just seeing others drink red wine makes me greedy!

Drinking red wine with family every day is like living in retirement.

I want to eat steak and drink red wine, I want to watch movies and I want to sing. These are things I haven't done for a long time.

6, go to bed after drinking wine, no one drinks red wine with a beer glass, just don't drink it with a bottle.

7. When you come home from the library, you can soak your feet, eat almonds, drink red wine and chat with your mother. Life, how gentle you are.

8. I feel that drinking red wine can really maintain my face. I am a 40-year-old man, and I look the same as 28, nothing more than drinking too much red wine!

9. I drank too much red wine and it began to drift a little. Grandpa took out the red wine at the bottom of the wardrobe, which was super delicious!

10, I also like to drink red wine, and I want to go to the winery to drink it. It sounds great.

1 1. I feel that drinking red wine before going to bed is similar to taking sleeping pills. I fell asleep soon, but when I woke up the next day, I was very tired and uncomfortable.

12, recently fell in love with drinking red wine. What should I do? I drank it three times in five days, and I liked it every time like a nutrition express. Too greedy!

13, this day of MINUS ten degrees is suitable for eating hot pot and drinking red wine!

14, dessert and red wine for supper, not fat.