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Forty sentences of Xiaohongshu’s super popular high-quality single copywriting

Xiaohongshu’s super popular high-quality single copywriting (Part 1)

1. There are people who like to be alone, but they don’t like to be disappointed.

2. The so-called hero does not care about the way out, and the bachelor does not care about his age.

3. Some people are in love, some are cheating, and some are widowed from beginning to end.

4. Stop saying that you are single. At your age, dogs will die of old age.

5. On Valentine’s Day, I will play Lianliankan to eliminate pairs all day long.

6. Someone asked me, how do I plan to spend this Valentine’s Day? Of course I laugh it off!

7. Does anyone need a light bulb during New Year’s Eve? It doesn’t matter whether you eat or not, the main thing is to see love up close.

8. On Valentine's Day last year, four bachelors had hot pot together. I vowed that I would break away from them next year. But I did, and now I am the only bachelor left.

9. I have to eat dog food for another day today, it’s so sour.

10. I want to dress myself handsomely for Valentine’s Day tomorrow, and then play on my mobile phone at home.

11. If you want to fall in love, you still have to choose your gender? You deserve to be single!

13. Stop being single all the time. According to your age, you are a single turtle, according to your body shape, you are a single pig, and according to your IQ, you are a single fool.

14. It is difficult to start with acquaintances, and it is difficult to speak to strangers.

15. If you like someone, just confess it. What if you become a spare tire?

16. If you are still single on Valentine's Day, don't be impatient. God is looking at you and saying: "I want to leave a special person for this girl."

17. The human world Love is too vulgar, it is better to watch the sunrise alone.

18. Among a group of students, there is always a god-like single who can answer all love questions.

19. You would rather be a dog than come and confess to me. I will remember this bloody feud.

20. After all, she wants to be a rich woman, so she cannot be held back by love. Good morning. Xiaohongshu’s super popular high-quality singles copywriting (Part 2)

21. We agreed to be singles together, but you secretly flirted with the cat.

22. This is not the first time I spend Valentine’s Day alone, it’s a small thing.

23. If anyone shows affection in front of me on Valentine’s Day, I will take a photo. When you get married to someone other than that person, I will put the photo in a red envelope and send it to you!

24. No matter how far we are apart, one day we will meet in the most beautiful place. Don’t forget our date.

25. I’m not afraid of spending Valentine’s Day alone, I’m afraid of spending it with someone else with the person I like.

26. If you don’t fall in love, nothing will happen.

27. Stop saying that you are single. Dogs will die long ago by your age.

28. My appearance is ordinary and I cannot catch a glimpse. If you want to miss it, just miss it.

29. An ordinary single genius.

30. You are unique among thousands of people, indeed you are unique in my eyes.

31. What day does it seem to be today? I pay wages today.

32. On Valentine’s Day, I want to dress beautifully and eat melon seeds at home.

33. Someone asked me if I am alone on Valentine’s Day? Funny, could a person turn into a dog?

34. Being single is really not easy, especially on days like this.

35. An interesting single is better than a makeshift love.

36. It’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow. Do you need me to play the role of your girlfriend?

37. Don’t deny yourself, you are very good, very gentle, and very worthy.

38. On Valentine’s Day without a lover, I hope you can be happy too.

39. My main ingredients are 99% cute + 1% single.

40. Let me declare, it’s not that I don’t fall in love, no one wants me.

Fifty common sentences for high-quality copywriting on Weibo's automatic reply

Part 1 of high-quality copywriting for automatic reply on Weibo

1. Please join our Exquisite Zhuzhu Group to catch up on your sleep and have fun together .

2. The girl you are looking for is not here. If she doesn’t reply, she is in love with xxx. If she doesn’t reply, she is married to her. Thank you.

3. [Auto-reply] I didn’t understand what you just said, please send it again

4. Only a bald guy who comes to chop down trees can wake me up, Xiong Er. Little cutie.

5. If you are in a bad mood, reply when you feel better.

6. When the weather is cold, drink more hot water and dream less.

7. The breeze refuses to come, and the scorching sun refuses to set.

8. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he was too handsome. Please contact us for details. Thank you.

9. The other person has ascended to immortality and come back to earth to reply to you

10. I don’t want you to think, I just want what I feel, I think I don’t want to care about you.

11. I am Song Weilong. She is asleep. She will come to see you when she wakes up.

12. I will go to the back mountain to discuss eating Tang Monk with the Black Mountain old demon. I will talk about it when I come back.

13. Everyone is welcome to come to me, and I will definitely reply when I see the message! Except for twenty-four hours a day, I am here all the time.

14. Wait until I finish taming the eight-headed ice cream monster, defeat the rice-fried barbecue magician, kill the sun dragon with the sword of the sunscreen knight and the shield of the parasol lady, rescue the refrigerator princess, and get the star rewarded by the refrigerator emperor. Come to find you

15. I’m going to eat shit, I’ll give you some in a while

16. I don’t reply to your message because I like you too much. The message was opened in the dialog box I have been deleting and writing for a long time, but I am always dissatisfied. I want to write it more perfectly, otherwise I will feel that I am not good enough for you. So the last message was not sent out, definitely not because I was playing games.

17. You are the beauty that is limited to summer and will reply within the appreciation period. Weibo automatic reply to high-quality copywriting Part 2

18. I didn’t reply but went to pull the carrot Ooo

19. I am Wang Yuan, she fell asleep, and I will reply to you when she wakes up .

20. [Auto-reply] The chat skill is on cooldown, you can wake it up by transferring money

21. Oh, you stupid woodchuck, look at what you said, it’s like next door Aunt Mary Sue's blueberry pie is so bad, I swear I'm going to pull your hair out and make you look like a religious wintermelon, my old man

22. There's a grouping for you, It's a pity you won't come back.

23. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing gracefully, the harp is harmonious, the fairy music is lingering, and the singing is sweet. It is said that this life will be worthy of the loss.

24. Please be patient.

25. The lamb is lost and I am looking for the sheep.

26. [Automatic reply] Say what you want first, and I will decide whether you are here or not!

27.[Automatic reply] There are currently too many people chatting, and there are still 198 people ahead, please wait patiently~

28. The signal connection with the Fairy Castle is in progress, there is something important Please leave a message.

29. I am your Grandpa Niu. I have something to say.

30. From now on, the mountains and rivers will never meet again, and we will never hear about the strengths and weaknesses of the old people.

31. For manual service, please press 1

32. If you don’t reply, you are eating the chicken. If you don’t reply, you will be eaten by the chicken.

33. [Automatic reply] It’s not that I’m ignoring you, it’s that time is irresistible~

34. The war at Derivatives is gone, and I may never come back. Weibo automatic reply to high-quality copywriting Part 3

35. Hello, you have a new love order, please check it in time

36. Help Yue Yue find a small dress, wait for my return.

37. The other party is connecting to the satellite. Please wait. The current progress is 1%.

38. This is the Krusty Krab restaurant in Bikini Beach. I am frying the Super Krabby Patty. If you have any questions, please call Brother Squidward Dudududu

39. Sorry, the other party is not your friend yet and cannot receive your message.

40. Your little cutie is rushing eight hundred miles to get to your chat interface.

41. Please press six to play the game

42. Hello, I am an automatic reply. You can chat with me, but I only know this sentence.

43. Just call your wife and reply

44. [Automatic reply] Because your attitude is not sincere, the message was not sent successfully

45. The substitute messenger is online, If something happens to Euler, nothing will happen.

46. Please press four to continue

47. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of the motherland. I cannot chat with you for a long time and reply to your messages easily. It will appear that I don't like studying.

48. I am working hard and cannot greet you because our donkey went to the Animal Welfare Association to sue me, saying that I deprived it of its right to take maternity leave.

49. Life is so long, why not wait for me?

50. Hanhan is hibernating. Forty excerpts of high-quality heart-warming sentences from Kuaishou comments

High-quality heart-warming sentences from Kuaishou comments (Part 1)

1. May you have mountains to rely on and trees to live in throughout your life. With your loved ones, enjoy flowers in spring, enjoy the cool air in summer, climb mountains in autumn, and sweep snow in winter. May you walk on the sand at the beach with a loved one by your side. May you look at the clouds and mist on the top of the mountain, and be held by a foolish person.

2. If that person doesn’t like you, it will be useless even if you take the initiative a thousand times, just like a wrong password, you will not be able to log in even if you log in a thousand times.

3. The weather is getting cold, so please put on makeup to keep warm.

4. What should you do if you take your girlfriend to dinner and encounter a gangster who whistles to your girlfriend? If you are young, you should stab him with a knife. If you are over that age, you should work hard to make money and take her to eat in a higher-end restaurant where there are no gangsters.

5. You did not intend to draw the wind, but you caused a flash flood.

6. If I shed tears while sleeping, don’t wake me up, she is in a dream.

7. I always thought that no one was perfect until I saw you.

8. To be honest, I am an invisible rich man and I have not yet found my money.

9. Those who are good-looking and like to eat are foodies, and those who are not so good-looking but still like to eat are called foodies!

10. Some people like your face, some people like your voice, some people like your character, some people like your life, but I am different, I don’t like you.

11. The first time I laughed three months after breaking up was because I saw your selfie. Sure enough, beautiful women always make people feel happy.

12. The person you travel across mountains and rivers to meet may not remember you, he will only remember the person you travel across mountains and rivers to meet.

13. It’s time to change the mobile phone desktop again.

14. If no one protects you, then be cool enough to have no weaknesses.

15. Gradually I discovered that tolerance is the most precious quality of a boy. It’s not that I’m deliberately trying to please, I’m not claiming to have a high emotional intelligence. It’s the kind of real clean gentleness that will tie up your scarf for you at any time, and will open up your coat and wrap you in my arms on a windy street. In fact, being smart, interesting, and clever are nothing. Being able to take care of other people's feelings is the most rare and reassuring thing.

16. When you were young, you made a decision to dedicate your life to love. Later, you did not die, and your youth took your life.

17. Later, someone will give you a rose worth 30 yuan a piece, a lipstick worth 300 yuan a piece, a coat worth 3,000 yuan a piece, and a bag worth 30,000 yuan a piece, but your love , it started with a cup of milk tea costing three yuan.

18. Whether you are stupid or not depends mainly on whether you can pretend to be stupid.

19. I would like to win the heart of one person to avoid old blind dates.

20. The pillow is full of moldy dreams, and the comments are full of unavailable people.

Kuaishou comments on high-quality heart-warming sentences (Part 2)

21. As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. As long as you get through the beginning, you will find that it is also difficult in the middle and even harder at the end.

22. When you grow old, I grow old too, advancing in parallel and ending in parallel.

23. For people like me who never listen in class, if they suddenly raise their heads, it must be because you are answering a question.

24. What was lit was not a cigarette, and what was burned was not longing. The cigarette was not finished, but I thought about her thousands of times.

25. A girl said that the songs you listen to are too pretentious. I said, you must be the one who is loved in love.

26. Zhang Ailing is a liar. Neither time nor new love can forget a person.

27. I am waiting for you, and the green mountains and white bones are also waiting for you. If you don’t come, the wind and snow will blow your head and it will be regarded as a white head.

28. May you meet your destiny as you wish, neither early nor late, neither urgent nor slow. May the person you love also happen to love you, may you work hard all your life and be loved all your life.

29. I admit that your little trick successfully seduced me.

30. Sounded the heartbeat alarm.

31. I wrote a few hundred words, deleted a few hundred words, wrote a few more, and deleted a few more. I wrote a few words, added a few words, and then deleted a few words. Looking at the blank paper, the poem I wrote to you was full of my thoughts, but there was no word.

32. True love is like a novel full of life. If you read it casually, you are likely to miss it; if you taste it carefully, you will shed tears most of the time; if you just let it take its course, it will be fine.

33. Do you think you are good-looking? It makes me laugh so hard that I think so too.

34. "I can love you to the point of dying, but I can't love you to the point of being shameless."

35. I've seen people let go of feelings, and I've seen people escape unscathed. .

36. If you like a girl, you should study hard and work hard to make money. When she gets married in the future, you can give her more money.

37. Irritated people are actually easy to coax, but those who seem to have no temper disappear without a trace once they leave.

38. The little match seller polished the last match, but ultimately failed to light the cigarette in her mouth.

39. A woman dares to leave because she is certain that a man will look back. The man didn't look back because he had spotted the woman and didn't dare to leave.

40. The wind is so strong outside today, I am so scared. It would be so embarrassing if I couldn't take it away even though everyone else was taken away. A summary of sixty sentences from high-quality online classic quotations from nonsense literature

A collection of high-quality online classic quotations from nonsense literature (Part 1)

1. We will do things about tomorrow the day after tomorrow Just know.

2. Did you know that people can live until they die?

3. Cicada’s wings are so thin, as thin as cicada wings.

4. Three sentences, let the man listen to my three sentences.

5. Good morning, friends. It doesn’t matter if it’s not good, it’s whatever you want.

6. As for being single, I have never had a boyfriend.

7. I have been extremely angry in extremely angry situations!

8. I’m pretty good when I’m not cooking.

9. I am just a little fat, otherwise I am quite thin.

10. As soon as I walked away with my front foot, my back foot followed.

11. When you have heard this, you are done.

12.Did you know? Generally, people drive while sitting

13. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

14. Eating noodles without eating garlic means not eating garlic.

15. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

16. When you finish reading this sentence, this sentence is over.

17. If I were not bald, I would still have quite a lot of hair.

18. When there are three people walking together, there must be three people.

19. Drink more hot water, because the water is hot when you drink hot water.

20. When I looked at this sentence, I suddenly saw this sentence.

High-quality online classic quotations from nonsense literature (Part 2)

21. Do you know why I am poor? Because I have no money.

22. Did you know that when you are reading this quotation, you are reading this quotation

23. You look like you are eating.

24. I don’t know what to say every time I don’t know what to say.

25. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

26. I was shocked when I went to South Korea for the first time. I had never seen so many Koreans in any country.

27. A crab is still alive before it dies.

28. You must be very thin when you lose weight.

29. If you have to get up so late every time, then you are getting up very late.

30. As long as what you say makes sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.

31. Once a person dies, he will never live again

32. When I discovered it, I already discovered it.

33. The fewer words, the shorter the sentence.

34. It’s good, but a bit bad.

35. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, exactly two, no more, no less.

36. As long as what you said is somewhat relevant, it is not irrelevant at all.

37. Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me "Be careful when I speak."

38. If there is no accident, then there should be an accident.

39. If you are my sister, we are sisters. For every sixty seconds a person breathes, one minute is lost from his or her life.

40.Did you know? Do not drink boiled water directly! Because it burns your mouth. High-quality online classic quotations from nonsense literature (Part 3)

41. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

42. There is no cloud in the cloudless sky.

43. I found the pattern of stocks! Either it goes up or it goes down.

44. A trivia fact: After 24 hours have passed, a day has passed.

45. It’s pretty, but a little ugly. But it’s also pretty. Unfortunately, it’s ugly to me. It’s just so pretty that it doesn’t show the ugly feeling, so it’s a little bit ugly compared to the pretty one. It’s ugly, but overall it’s pretty. The only drawback is that it’s a little ugly, but that doesn’t affect its beauty.

46. Have you ever noticed that summer is really much hotter than winter?

47 .There is something I don’t know whether to say or not, so I won’t say it.

48. We all know that cicada wings are very thin. How thin are they? As thin as a cicada's wings

49. The cicada's wings are so thin, almost as thin as a cicada's wings.

50. Research has found that people who insist on eating an egg every morning eat one more egg than those who do not eat eggs.

51. As we all know, Mount Tai is very heavy. How heavy is it? As heavy as Mount Tai.

52. Congratulations! I congratulate you!

53. Those who can say such things must be able to say such things.

54. If you can see things, it means you are not blind.

55. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

56. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.

57. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

58. It takes ten years to sharpen a sword, and five years to sharpen half a sword.

59. The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

A collection of high-quality funny quotes that praise people's beauty that are worth collecting

A collection of high-quality funny quotes that praise people's beauty that are worth collecting (Part 1)

1. No matter how personalized your signature is, I can’t express the sadness in my heart!

2. It’s really hard to forget someone. I’ve been an undergraduate at Tsinghua University for four years and a graduate student for three years, and I still can’t forget the way she looked when she leaned on my 1.85-meter shoulder.

3. I have a handsome appearance, delicate features, and a celebrity style. I am one of the first batch to pass the international ISO handsome boy system certification. A small reminder; this signed beauty is worth paying attention to.

4. Coco Li chased me for three streets, and Xie Tingfeng saw me yesterday. Immediately announced that he would retire from the entertainment industry in September! For no other reason than that I am so handsome.

5. Find a like-minded friend. Are you a beauty?

6. Some people say that I am shameless. This is nonsense. How can I not bear to be so handsome?

7. Only your pear-shaped smile is the most beautiful idol in my eyes.

8. There are two types of people in the world that men are most attracted to, one is like me, and the other is like me. What is a temperamental girl? Take me for example.

9. No matter how hard I try, I am just a beautiful woman that others want.

10. Said very seriously: "You are the most attractive person I have ever seen. People who can’t bear to leave.”

11. You have to know one thing before you get together with me. I have nothing but this pretty and angry face.

12. You haven’t evolved completely yet. The elephant man is really giving you a hard time.

13. Handsome people never say they are handsome. Handsome people should seize the time to look handsome.

14. I have been being chased. But it has never been surpassed!

15. Test scores can distance us, but they can never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

16. You can go back to the past, not the beginning.

17. Being shy will only make you miss the beautiful time. You have to show that you are not handsome, but also be confident

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18. I really envy you, for meeting me at such a young age, who is so talented, beautiful and charming.

19. The tenderness you gave and the tenderness you lost is the gentlest tenderness. < /p>

20. Life is rough for those who are not beautiful women. If so, I will admit defeat and lose in a mess.

21. Many people say that if your hair is messy, you can tidy up your clothes. Can I buy a new one when it is old? Can I replace it if the skin is not good?

22. If there is an afterlife, I hope I won’t be so beautiful anymore and be more ordinary.

23. I am not in the city center, so please don’t hang around me!

24. If I disappear, will you look for me, even if you just ask, where is Yi Yang Qianxi’s girlfriend?

25. Your eyes are so sultry that I can’t help but kiss her. Don’t move, you will make me sink deeper and deeper. High-quality funny quotes that praise people’s beauty and are worth collecting ( Chapter 2)

26. Women should not only live a delicate life, but also live a beautiful life

27. It is normal not to reply to messages. Have you ever seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

28. When I look in the mirror, I am often shocked by my own appearance! (or fascinated)

29. Sometimes I cry when I am so handsome and sometimes I am so handsome. My life is so tiring because I am so cute.

30. Some things change forever once you turn around.

31. 'Don't look at me, you will fall in love with my brother'

32. A girl once asked me: Do you think you are handsome? I said, "Not handsome." As a result, the girl cried and said, "I lied to her."

33. I once participated in a world-wide lying competition and won first place because I said "I Not pretty.

34. Look twice, it will be rare for you to see such a sweet person in the future.

35. Pan An and Song Yu were so ashamed when they saw me! They destroyed their appearance! They both committed suicide! I am so handsome!

36. One day, I looked in the mirror and realized that , I actually fell in love with myself! So handsome and miserable!

37. Can a rich, beautiful and talented person like me have to die alone?

38. Love has always been shallow but deep love

39. Why haven’t I seen anyone prettier than me yet?

40. I know that beauty is a sin, but I am already guilty.

41. XX is obviously jealous of my brother’s handsomeness

42 .The eagle strikes the sky, the fish flies to the shallow bottom, the elephant gallops on the plains, and the camel walks across the desert. These are all wonderful performances of adhering to self-beauty. Self-beauty is in struggle, and hard work is its passion; self-beauty is in tempering, and perseverance is Its true nature; self-beauty lies in the pursuit, self-confidence is its temperament, and only when you stick to your personality can the world be beautiful and life be wonderful.

43. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am just very handsome. Low profile!

44. XX is obviously my brother’s fan

45. Tell you not to push me. If you push me again, I will pretend to be dead for you.

46. No one has the obligation to discover your excellent inside through the sloppy appearance that even you don’t care about. You must be refined. This is the dignity of a woman.

47. I hope I can live a good life Be more awake and live for yourself. Be a positive and happy person every day. Be kind to yourself.

48. If handsomeness can be eaten, then my handsomeness can make the world no longer have to grow food. Got it!

49. If handsome people can be eaten, I can feed hundreds of millions of people