I read a hilarious joke last night.

Dizzy, funny? Let me tell you something:

During World War II, an China, a Japanese, a German and an Italian were on the same plane. The pilot was drunk driving and the plane broke down. The pilot said, "only one person can stay, except me." You four can discuss it. " The four of them thought it should be fair, so they stoned each other and cut cloth.

Germans and Italians came first, and Germans lost. Without hesitation, he came to the hatch and shouted, "Long live Hitler!" I jumped down.

It's the Japanese and Italians' turn, and the Italians lost. They were very hesitant to jump, but they thought that the Germans could not embarrass their country by jumping, so he shouted "I love Mussolini" and jumped. There are only China people and Japanese people left, and China people think to themselves, "Small sample, I still can't beat you? ! "In the end, China lost, and he really didn't want to jump. He walked back to the hatch step by step and shouted, "Long live the people of China!" Suddenly he returned to the cabin, kicked the Japanese off the plane and shouted, "Down with Japanese imperialism!" " "