The funniest humorous sentence (selected 5 1 sentence)

1, the world is noisy and life is lonely.

2, hands in pockets, no one loves.

3, people are not smart, learn from others baldness.

4. The happiness of ostrich is just a pile of sand.

We walk so fast that our souls can't keep up.

6. I want to see if you are uglier than waking up.

7. Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.

8, holding a kitchen knife in his hand to cut off the wire, lightning.

9. It is not naivety that defeats you, but naivety.

10, live the life of erhu with the spirit of hip-hop blues.

1 1. Do you know some funny jokes that make people laugh?

12, don't praise me handsome behind my back, the whole world knows it.

13, I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person.

14, Zhuge Liang didn't lead troops before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

15, if Taiwan Province Province doesn't recover it for one day, Lao Zi will only get Grade 4 one day.

16, if handsome is wrong, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again.

17, when men say inner beauty, they mean bras, not hearts.

18, scared you to death. I have majored in selling cute since kindergarten.

19, honey, I can shield you from the wind and leave my electric fan alone.

20. The sunshine is warm and the years are calm. How did I get old before you came?

2 1, a good man makes women understand the world, and a bad man makes women misunderstand the world.

22. I think I should lose weight. Last blood donation, lard flowed out 100 ml.

23. You can live like a pig, but you will never be as happy as a pig!

24. I heard that the mobile phone will radiate under the pillow, which scared me to throw away the pillow at once.

25. I have been afraid of the dark since I was a child. I didn't study well when I was a child because I was afraid to look at the blackboard.

26. I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God. Don't disturb mortals.

I allow you to enter my world, but I don't allow you to enter my world.

28. There are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, this can't be done and that can't be done!

29. The aunt in the canteen will say to herself every time she hears the class is over: the enemy is still on the battlefield.

Sighing is the most wasteful thing of time, and crying is the most wasteful thing of strength.

3 1, look in the mirror when you look good. After all, this illusion does not exist every day.

Don't tell me what you like to change. I like you and don't like me, but you have changed!

33. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

After the English listening test, I realized that some words are only for people who understand.

35. Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

36. If I don't get married in ten years and you don't get married, then we will be miserable, really miserable.

37. Money, furniture and clothes are all lost. I'm out like an Arab now.

38.are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you must throw the stone at my head!

39. I always comfort myself when you suddenly don't reply to my message. It doesn't matter. You may be dead.

40. Two drunks were driving like crazy. A: Be careful! There is a sharp turn ahead. B: What? Don't you drive?

4 1, I am forgetful, so my wife often tells me not to bring an umbrella in rainy days, so now I have ten umbrellas at home.

42, men, the upper body is self-cultivation, the lower body is the essence; Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.

43. Lie on your back tonight, get up early tomorrow, lie prone tomorrow night, and exercise the day after tomorrow. Sometimes it's that simple.

44. A man like me who can attack and endure, be cute and fierce, but Uncle Lori can be obscene, ashamed, unrestrained and proud, you deserve it.

45. Women don't care about decency, because the temptation is not enough; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low.

46. The depreciation rate of female rsquo is amazing. It only takes one night for the new rsquo mother to become the old rsquo grandmother.

47. Opening a pack of snacks in the classroom is like feeding pigeons in People's Square. The school brought a pack of paper towels, just like handing out leaflets in the city square.

I have been favored by mosquitoes since summer. I told the mosquito that the rain and dew must be touched, but he wouldn't listen, bite me, bite me, bite me.

49. Everyone has his own song, not because of the beautiful melody and lyrics, but because this song is telling your story!

Since summer, I have been loved by the sun alone. I told the sun that it would rain and dew, but the sun wouldn't listen, just like me, just like Bao Zheng.

5 1, dear, we are faced with such a problem. At present, there are three necessary expenses every month: food, rent and clothing, but our current income can only pay for two of them at most.