Whoever tells a joke, I’ll listen! Points for good ones!

For the first time, when I came back from abroad, I just got off the train and found that the zipper of my bag had been opened. When I opened it, the information was still there. However, there are a few rows of words written by the thief in the blank space of the document: Such a beautiful bag, but there is no money in it. Why do you have so much money if you don’t have money? It’s a waste of my feelings!

The second time, I was at home during the day. I was taking a break and surfing the Internet when I suddenly heard a sound coming from the kitchen. I walked over gently and took a look. It turned out that it was a thief who was prying open my security door and window. I pulled out a kitchen knife and walked over to him and said, "What are you going to do? If you don't leave, I'll call the police." The thief put away the tool calmly, and then said to me: "You are sick, there is someone at home." , Make a noise! ??I was busy for a long time in vain." Then he turned and walked away...

The third time, I was walking alone on the street, and a little boy about 10 years old grabbed me. I turned to him and said, "Kid, what are you paying for?" "Nonsense, of course it's money." The kid replied. I saw that he was a child, so I scared him and said, "I don't have money, so you don't have to pay for it anymore, or I will send you to the police station." The child glared at me and said, "You have no money, so why are you so violent?" He left in a huff, and I was so angry that I couldn't speak.

The fourth time, I came home from the night shift. It was already very late. I was washing up in the bathroom, and suddenly I heard movement at the door, as if someone was picking my lock at the door. So I shouted: "Who? What are you doing?" Who knew that the thief replied at the door: "What are you doing if you don't go to bed so late?" After that, there was no sound. I was at a loss and couldn’t laugh or cry...