Some jokes about 6.1 Children’s Day are urgently needed! ! ! !

Today is Children’s Day. If you are playful, don’t play with your phone today. If you are playing, don’t receive text messages. If you do, don’t read this message. Hey, you still read it. In addition to wishing you a happy holiday, I just want to say: Why are you so disobedient?

Happy Children’s Day to all the young and naive children! Indulge yourself, don’t hold it back! I know it’s hard for you to pretend to be an adult! It’s a holiday, eat your hands if you want, wet the bed if you want, bite whoever cares! Happy Children's Day!

On this day, all your dreams will come true: live in a British house, wear a Swiss watch, marry a Korean beauty, drive a German car, drink French red wine, and hire a Filipino maid. . . The children's toy store is so fun, happy Children's Day!

When soda turns into beer, when the little book turns into a popular science reader, when the red scarf turns into a tie, when Ultraman short-sleeves turn into suits and ties. Childhood is really gone from us. Children's Day is here, may you be as happy as a child.

Are you surprised to receive this short message? surprise? Is there a long-lost touch that moistens your heart? In fact, I just want to tell you that it is not your heart that is wet, but... Look, you peed your pants again, right? Happy Children's Day!

Who says you can’t wear a bow tie when wearing high heels?

Who said you can’t put little books in your briefcase?

Who said goodbye to the White Rabbit to lose weight?

Who said you can’t jump a rubber band or hit marbles?

Throw aside the constraints, today we are all children, laughing innocently, making fun happily, happiness regardless of age, I wish you a happy Children's Day!

Adults are expired children, and the elderly are expired adults. Children's Day is here. May you, an expired child, be equally happy, keep your childlike innocence, and never lose your "smile". Happy Children's Day!

After receiving this text message, beautiful women will send you frequent glances, money will come to you, and all the things you have boasted about will come true. If you believe it to be true, you must still be a child at heart. Happy Children's Day!

When you were a child, I once told you that if you follow me, you can eat spicy food and drink spicy food. Now, it's time to fulfill my promise. I just went to the vegetable market and bought chives and peppers. How about it, they are enough friends. Happy Children's Day.

I know that you had many dreams when you were a child, traveling all over the world and traveling across thousands of mountains and rivers. Now you have to work hard to make up for the bragging you did as a child by living your dream. Haha, happy Children's Day!

Props: Lollipop, crotchless pants; Requirement: Hold a lollipop, wear crotchless pants, and walk on the street for half an hour; Purpose: Relive childhood; Slogan: Happy Children’s Day, innocence will last forever!

Children’s Day is coming. May you be a child every year, have childishness day and night, be childlike at all times, live a happy life like a fairy tale, and stay young like a child forever. I wish the whole family, young and old, Happy holiday!

In a flash of childhood, there were very few entertainment toys, playing and playing along the Weihe River, and friendships with good friends. In the blink of an eye, we have reached middle age. Nowadays, society is developing rapidly, and it is advantageous to go to school and play. Cherish all these, have fun on campus, and spend the Children's Day happily.

Today is Children’s Day, and the World Children’s Federation sent a congratulatory message: I wish you great joy in your childish face, rippling childlike heart, lingering childlike voice, high-spirited childlike spirit, infinite childlike interest, unchangeable childlike heart, and rejuvenation! Happy Children's Day!

National Children’s Day, I wish the current young children, the outgoing over-age children, the leading children with children at home, the DINK children in the world of two, the children with a childlike mentality, and the senior children with a childlike heart. hapiness!

I was desperate, Zixia left me, the master was too nagging, the Bull Demon King refused to repay the debt, and the water curtain cave I finally bought was snatched away by the Bodhisattva, leaving only a dime to pay. Text message, second brother, I wish you a happy holiday!

Don’t move, rob! This is robbery! Do you understand? Quickly take out your sorrow, hand over your sadness, take out your troubles, take off your sorrow, here! Put on this, the happiness I send you! Happy Children’s Day in advance!