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The funniest joke in all countries-America

Two friends were playing on the golf course. One of them was about to swing when he saw a long funeral procession coming along the road next to the golf course. So he stopped in the middle of his swing, took off his cap, closed his eyes and bent down to pray.

His friend said, "Oh, this is the most considerate and touching thing I have ever seen. You are really a good man! " "

The man replied, "Yes, we have been married for 35 years."

The funniest joke in all countries-Canada

Astronauts from NASA soon discovered that ballpoint pens can't write without gravity. In order to solve this problem, NASA spent 10 years and1200 million dollars to invent a pen, which can be used in zero gravity, can be written backwards, can be written underwater, and can be used on almost all surfaces, including glass, at zero to 300 degrees Celsius. The Russians solved all this with a pencil.

The funniest joke in all countries-Australia

A man went to Jamaica for a holiday, and his wife happened to be on a business trip and planned to meet him in Jamaica the next day. When the man arrived at the hotel, he decided to send an email to his wife. But the note with his wife's email address was nowhere to be found, so he had to try his best to remember it. Unfortunately, he missed a letter, and as a result, it was sent to the mailbox of an old priest's wife.

The old missionary died the day before. When the sad widow checked the mail, she glanced at the monitor and fell to the ground screaming and dead. When her family heard the news, they ran over and saw the words on the screen: Dearest wife, I just checked in. Everything is ready for your arrival tomorrow. Love your husband. By the way, it is really hot in here.

The funniest joke in all countries-Germany

A general noticed that a soldier was acting strangely. He always picked up any paper he could find, frowned and said, "That's not it." Then put the paper back. After a while, the general arranged a psychological test for the soldiers. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was crazy. So he wrote a diagnosis and expelled him from the army. The soldier picked up the diagnosis book and smiled and said, "This is it."

The funniest joke in all countries-Sweden

Someone called the hospital and shouted, "You should send someone here at once! My wife is going to give birth! "

The nurse said, "Calm down. Is this her first child? "

"no! This is her husband! "