A set of idioms and jokes

Pretend to love what you are actually afraid of.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Ye Gong who liked dragons very much. The walls, roof and other things of his house are carved in the shape of Jackie Chan. One day, the real dragon in the sky knew about it and came to Ye Gong's house. Ye Gong saw the real dragon from the window, sat on the ground in fear and ran away screaming, but the real dragon was very depressed: many things in Ye Gong's house looked like dragons, and he said everywhere. It turns out that Ye Ye just likes fake dragons and is afraid of real dragons.