Humorous jokes that tease girls.

Let me tell you a story. It's a long story. I'll make it short. I miss you. 2, you say that I am your Youlemei! I'm worth 3.50 pounds. I don't take the initiative to find you, not because you are unimportant, but because I don't know whether I am important or not. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance. Don't flirt with me, or I will flirt with you. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the bride. 7. I found you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo. I love you until the news broadcast is over. 9. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome? 10, why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something. 1 1. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married. 12, you were in my heart when you were thin, and then you got fat and fell into it. 13 Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times. 14, do you prefer cats or dogs, cats: meow; Dog: Wang Wang. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one? 16. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you. 17, I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings. 18, "classmate, may I know you?" "Why?" "I think your future has something to do with me." 19, since you said good night to me for the first time, I decided to give you a good night every day. 20. Can't you accompany your girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend. Oh? Didn't you say you always had a goddess? Am I not chatting with her? 2 1, I can't say you, but I like you. 22. I don't envy him for being more handsome than me. I don't envy him for being richer than me. What I envy is that he has you by his side. 23. Do you still want your mother? I'll give you my mother. 24. Do you know what I cherish most? Is the first word of this sentence. I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words. Liao Jie's humorous paragraph 2 1, tender feelings confession male: Your courier has arrived female: What courier male: My box of tenderness is a feature that women value more. In a fragmented life, we need a little romance, so we can use gentle expressions. Online shopping has become a popular way, and we can send ourselves as express mail to each other. When we meet that girl, we can tell her that you have a courier and you are very happy inside. She will ask you in the next sentence: what express? We can tell her: my wish box. Teacher Wang's warm confession will make girls understand your inner thoughts. 2. Show your love boldly. Male: I have something to apologize to you. Female: What is it? M: We must be bold if we like you to pursue girls privately. If we are just Nuo Nuo or particularly timid, we will make girls think that we have no future. Go up to the girl and tell her boldly that I have something to apologize to you. The girl looked blank at this time. What will she ask you directly? You can tell her that I fell in love with you without your permission. A girl may be cold at first, but after thinking about it, she will understand that this is a proper routine. 3. Romantic Pursuit Male: There are some things I just want to be with you Female: What is it? M: For example, to grow old with you, the most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you. I believe this lyric is particularly familiar to everyone, and so are girls. We might as well boldly walk up to the girl and tell her that there are some things I want to do with you. As long as a girl doesn't hate you, she will ask you something. You can tell her, for example, I want to grow old with you, for example, I want to see the past with you. I believe that these bold romantic pursuits can make girls feel very happy. Don't always think I'm staying up late. W: Or what? M: Actually, I was thinking that you are stubborn in love, and there is nothing wrong after all. The girl said that the boy she likes is the kind of ruffian and wicked, so we might as well show it in front of the girl. Nowadays, young people especially like staying up late. You can make her stop thinking about me staying up late, and then you subtly infiltrate my thoughts about you into your language, making her feel particularly warm. Conclusion: There must be methods and skills to pursue girls. If we are too rude, it may make girls feel particularly boring, so we choose some interesting ways to express our feelings, and we can also attract girls through these skills. Humorous jokes about girls 3 1. M: Catch a lovely night owl. Woman: Haha, I can't sleep. Man: I know you can't sleep because of my handsomeness. Woman: Haha, no, don't be narcissistic. 2. M: Girls who sleep late have stories. Woman: No, just insomnia. M: It is said that insomnia is because you appear in other people's dreams. Woman: So amazing? Man: Yes, I dream about you now. My mobile phone is chatting with you automatically. Woman: Haha. 3. Man: God is cruel to me. Woman: Huh? Man: Let me meet you today. 4. M: I have a hunch when chatting with you. Woman: What Dongdong Male: We may hug each other. 5. M: What kind of girl are you? Woman: I feel cold. No wonder, I suddenly feel particularly cold now. 6. Female: Cute expression. Man: I was so cute from the beginning. Woman: I have to. What should I do?