Who can help me find an interesting idiom story?

0 1. A bear comes prepared.

02. the eleventh book is incredible (BOOK 1 1)

03. What bat is untidy without rest (restless bat)?

04. A person painted gold is a blockbuster (Golden Man).

The sheep stopped breathing and stood high (the sheep didn't exhale)

06. Don't drop your mobile phone into the toilet. Opportunity knocks but once.

07. Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent and couldn't stop (Jade's father couldn't).

08. Dogs don't bark when crossing a wooden bridge.

09. It is sunny when bees stop on the calendar (bees and calendars).

10. Two people sitting on a stone kill two birds with one stone.

1 1. A group of women are talking nonsense (no chicken talk)

12. A group of people threw eggs at the gun, and bullets rained down (eggs under the gun).

13. Painters prefer to draw thick ropes rather than thin ones.

14. It was love at first sight when the piano moved to Jianzhong.

15. Eating with chopsticks is popular (chopsticks are for the population).

16. Dialogue between chickens and ducks.

17. 10 1 got everything.

18. Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty (one sheep squatting wrong).

19. The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle answered the phone and said, "Hello".

20. If the hat is dirty, turn it over and put on the crown and Dai Li (on the dirty crown).

2 1. Ten men watch five women take a bath.

The worst thing is eating too fast and choking.

The worst thing is not only that I choked to death, but also that I choked to death.

When I was admitted to the university,

Unfortunately, during the exam, I was seriously ill. I should have been admitted to Tsinghua, but I was admitted to Beijing University of Technology.

The most unfair thing is that I was admitted to the score line of Tsinghua because of my extraordinary grades, but my first choice was only Beijing University of Technology.

When I invited my girlfriend to the movies,

Worst of all, she scolded me for being half an hour late.

Worst of all, she spent 20 yuan to take a taxi and was half an hour late, only to be one hour late.

When I was shopping with my girlfriend.

The worst thing is that I forgot to bring money. I can't buy anything. She called me stingy.

Worst of all, when there is a big sale in the mall, she buys everything she sees. Your flesh hurts. She says it's cheap.

When my wife gave birth.

The most unfortunate thing is that the wife gave birth during childbirth, the child died, and the beautiful vision was shattered in an instant.

The most unfair thing is that the child is fine and his wife is dead. Since then, he has become a single man with children and no one wants to marry.

People in this life.

The worst thing is that the money is gone and people are not dead.

The worst thing is that money hasn't been spent after death.

draw cakes to allay hunger

During the Three Kingdoms period, Lu Yu, the minister of Wei, chose a scholar and said, "Choose talents, not nominal ones. Fame is like a cake painted on the ground, which can't satisfy hunger. " Lu Yu has some different views. He said: "If they are educated and famous, they should not be rejected. I suggest that they be assessed to see if they have real talents and practical knowledge. " Wei Wendi felt that what Lu Yu said was to the point, so he ordered a method to evaluate officials.

Make a comprehensive judgment on sth. Based on a one-sided view

Once upon a time, four people wanted to know what an elephant looked like. But they can't see, so they have to touch it with their hands. A blind man touched the elephant's teeth and said, "I see, elephants are like thick and long radishes." Another blind man touched the elephant's ear and said, "Elephants are like dustpans." The third one touched the elephant's leg and said, "No! An elephant is like a rice, only thicker. " The fourth blind man touched the elephant's tail and smiled, "Isn't an elephant like a rope?" The four men argued for a long time, but as a result, they didn't know what an elephant really looked like.

perfect

In ancient times, there was a scholar named Guo Han. One day, it was very hot, and Guo Han was lying in the yard to enjoy the cool. In the moonlight, Guo Han looked up at the sky and suddenly saw a woman in white descending from Ran Ran. She smiled and said to Guo Han, "I am a fairy in the sky." Guo Han looked at the woman carefully and found that her clothes were seamless, so he asked, "Why is there no trace of online sewing on your clothes?" The woman replied, "This is a heavenly dress. It's not sewn with needle and thread, so it's not sewn. " The idiom "perfect" comes from this.