Funny fashion jokes

1. When will there be a bright moon? Ask the sky for wine ... the sky says: I am so busy, how can I ignore you and watch the weather forecast by myself!

The only difference between a friend and an assassin is that the assassin stabbed you in the back and you turned around and said painfully, Ah, who are you? A friend stabbed you in the back, and you looked back and said in surprise, Ah, it's you!

I'm here to shout in a low key, I don't have time to participate in your past, and I don't want to participate in your future.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those whose conscience is eaten by dogs, those whose conscience is not eaten by dogs, and those whose conscience doesn't even eat dogs.

Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

6. At first glance, you don't look so good, but at second glance, you might as well look evil. ...

7. You think you are redundant, but in fact ... you are really redundant!

No one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

9. Don't listen to things outside the window, just watch soap operas.

10. Have the courage to admit your mistakes and never change them.

1 1. Plant you in a flowerpot and let you know what vegetables are!

12. Women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.

13. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it!

14. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

15. I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.

16. It's not that I don't fold quilts. The main reason is that I miss the past very much, that is, I like the quilt that I slept the day before. I have to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.

17. After the two broke up completely, every year on each other's birthday, either party sent a message to send a blessing, proving that although we broke up, I still remember you, even your birthday. It's totally unnecessary bullshit. Do you regard people as martyrs' cemeteries?

18. I have no time to play with you. Big names like me are full this year. I have a lot of movies, TV plays and advertisements to watch.

19. I said, big brother, I'm not a straw boat, and you bitch don't have to send me messages all the time!

20. If my life is a movie, you are the pop-up advertisement.

2 1. Don't ask me questions. Baidu knows more than I do. Ask him if you have any questions!

22. No one looks down on you because others don't look at you at all. Everyone is busy!