Are there any short humorous jokes?

1 a male deer, it goes faster and faster, and finally becomes a highway (deer)! ! ! !

2. Two tomatoes cross the road, a car flies by, one of them can't escape and is squashed, and the other tomato points to the squashed tomato and laughs: dig hahaha, ketchup …

The wolf said, "I will eat you!" ! ! "Guess what?

As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

My surname is Zhu, the computer room of the management unit. Someone once called my mobile phone: "Sir Chicken, are you in the pigsty?" I was yelling at that guy.

When my parents quarreled, my father said angrily, "I'll go out!"

6, just went to college, military training, the company commander did not know where the accent was, shouting the password-"drill to the left!" "Drill to the right!"

7. When I was in college, I heard a girl order: Master, fry a plate of hot and sour potato shreds, not potatoes!

8. Our company has a car to go to work in the morning, because the car is not big. Once, a male colleague sitting next to me stood up and greeted her warmly and said, "So-and-so, sit on my ass!" " I laughed until I got off ~!

9. When I was in college, a classmate quarreled with me and was at a disadvantage for a while. In desperation, I got up and shouted: You talk nonsense, I'm not stupid!