Several classic eggs (nonsense) jokes

The leader has something to do. Tell the driver to send the bonus home and tell his mother not to know. The machine carefully put the money into the underwear pocket. When the leader arrived, the driver quietly asked his wife, "Is your mother-in-law at home?" The lady said, "I went to visit." Driver: "That's good!" As he spoke, he unbuttoned his belt.

The lady said, "What are you doing? Don't mess around! " Driver: "I'll give you money." Madam: "I can't even give money. I haven't done such a thing behind my husband's back. " Driver: "The leader called me." After a little hesitation, the lady took off her clothes and said, "Son of a bitch, it was also arranged for others to do it!" "