A joke about the etiquette double act? Urgent request! !

Wu Song Fights the Tiger

A: Hello everyone! Today we will perform a double act for you. Look at that one, it took him so long!

B: Hello everyone!

A: Why did it take you so long?

B: I went to prepare.

A: Well, let’s start now.

B: Wait, I haven’t put on makeup yet.

A: It’s really troublesome! (Waiting for makeup to be done) It’s so ugly, it’s better not to apply makeup at all.

B: What’s so wordy? ! Let’s get started!

A: OK! (Hide behind the stool) One day, Wu Song came to the edge of Langya Mountain and went to a half-star tavern. He ordered eighteen large bowls of Wuliangye and drank it all in one go. He held the golden cudgel and the diamond ring, and When we were about to go up the mountain, the waiter in the shop saw him and said, "Boss, I see that you are upright and full of courage. You can tell at a glance that you are going to hunt tigers. I will give you two words of mantra: '(singing) I kiss you goodbye, see you again." Goodbye." Wu Song burst into tears and said "Take care" to the waiter. I saw the waiter carrying the stick up the mountain...

B: Wait, is it Wu Song fighting the tiger or the waiter?

A: Sorry, I was distracted for a moment.

B: Never (yell loudly)!

A: *@#!#$%#... I saw Wu Song going up the mountain. Halfway there, he felt dizzy and fell asleep. After a while, only a loud roar was heard, and a liger jumped out, just in time to see Wu Song. He was really "flying down three thousand feet, and his stomach was rumbling." Suddenly, a sound of servants woke him up. Wu Song asked: "Where did the noise come from? Did it disturb me when I was sleeping?" Seeing the tiger blinking his eyes and smiling, he put his orchid finger on his face: "Sorry, I farted." "Okay...

B: Come out, did you say that?

A: Sorry, I was distracted for a while. Speak carefully, be careful I slap you.

A: You kid, you’re gonna slap me, bah! (Say in a low voice)

B: What are you talking about?

A: Nothing. (with a smile)

B: Oh!

A: "It smells so bad, I feel so drunk!" "I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry." Not next time, not next time. After hearing this, Wu Song fell asleep again, "Oh...

B: Come out, come out."

A: What happened again?

B: I saw the tiger, are you still sleeping?

A: Haven’t I finished speaking?

B: Then go on and let’s see how you proceed.

A:~!@#$%^&*()..."Haha, someone's meat has been eaten!" Just as the tiger was about to pounce, Wu Song suddenly made a move to return the horse's stick and said: "You still want to eat my flesh, let me make you into a tiger skin coat!" "Hero, spare your life, I don't dare anymore, help me, help me, mom, please spare me!" The villagers saw this In one scene, he immediately sang: "Comrades, work harder, oh hey oh oh; comrades, work harder together, oh hey oh oh." After singing, there was an earthquake. It was like "Wu Song roared when a tiger roared, and the earth also roared." Shake three shakes. "If you want to know what happens next, give me the tea money first.

B: Come out and leave.

A: Just leave.

(Suddenly a car came)

B: Oops. Sorry, you can't hear the breakdown next time, "Goodbye, friend, bye, friend, bye, bye."

A: Come on, you, where are all the nonsense, take me to the hospital!

B: Friends, I love you, see you again!