The funniest joke

The funniest collection of jokes and stories.

Funniest joke story: For single dog, in this cold winter, only the static electricity on his wool trousers is beating him.

The funniest joke story is 1 1. Many people think they are different, but I am different from them.

2、? Lonely? When these two words are taken apart, there are children, fruits, animals, mosquitoes and flies, which are enough to prop up an alley in the midsummer evening and are full of human feelings.

Taiyi saved Nezha's life with lotus root. Nezha is very grateful to Master. He rubbed himself and gave him a bowl of lotus root starch. . .

4、? How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? This is the job of a hardware engineer. ?

5. a:? Why can't I find a girlfriend? Obviously I am so kind! ? b:？ Kindness is invisible, and ugliness can be seen at a glance. ?

6、? A girl and a boy are trapped on an island, who is more likely to survive, because she has fishnet socks. ?

7、? Well, it's good for you. Jing Haipeng:? Sorry, I've been there three times. ?

The most humorous joke story 2 1, the moon represents my heart, cold and bumpy.

2. Let women wear clothes from previous years, just like let men pick up the remaining cigarette butts! Don't complain that women always buy clothes. Have a cigarette when you are free!

You chose an extroverted woman, and you should accept her bullying. You have chosen a pure woman, and you have to accept her innocence. You have chosen a rational woman, and you have to accept her calculation. You have chosen a brave woman, and you have to accept her stubbornness. You choose a capable woman, you have to accept her toughness. You chose a perfect woman in your dream, so you still dare to wash and go to sleep. . .

4. The secret of many people's inseparable after marriage is: having children after marriage, working to earn money to pay off the mortgage, sending children to kindergarten, going to school and attending various classes, and taking care of some parents when they are sick. This family life is like a mess. Two people have to deal with it, and one person can't handle it at all. In this case, do you still want a divorce? Dream on!

I have been thinking about why Ma Yun and Tencent always get along. Until today, I finally understand: Ma Yun and Taobao spend women's money; Tencent, LOL, spend men's money. This seems to be a commercial competition, but in fact it is a struggle between two social gangs.

Personally, I think Ma Yun will win, because at least some men will give up LOL for women, and when have you ever seen women give up Taobao for men? Really?

The most humorous joke story 3 1, there is a man's sorrow that my Alipay is not worthy of your shopping cart!

2. There is no real cold man, but he is not warm.

Never trust a woman's tears, it may be from eating spicy strips.

4. Feelings supported by money are fragile. The feelings piled up with money are strong.

Some people say that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, but they don't know that grass beside their nests finally fattens other rabbits.

6. People who want to take you home are on their way. People who are willing to eat with you love to eat sweet and sour.

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