Classic children's English jokes are very short.

Classic children's English jokes are very short.

English jokes can relieve people's nervousness and enhance the function of immune system. The following is a complete collection of English jokes I compiled for you.

A real man

The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to refute the statement that men in his territory were ruled by their wives. He summoned all the men in his family to him and warned that anyone who didn't tell the truth would be severely punished.

Then, he asked all men who followed his wife's instructions and advice to go to the left of the hall. Everyone did this, except a little man who moved to the right.

I'm glad to see that there is a real man in our kingdom, said the king. Tell the chicken why you are alone on the right side of the hall.

Your Majesty, a screaming voice replied, this is because before I left home, my wife told me to stay away from the crowd.

A real man

In ancient times, there was a king who wanted to prove that men in his territory were not controlled by their wives, as people said. He summoned all the men in the kingdom and warned that anyone who dared not tell the truth would be severely punished.

Then, he told all men who obeyed his wife's orders and opinions to go to the left of the hall. All the men are standing on the left, only a little man is standing on the right.

The king said: It's good to see a real man in our country. Tell these timid fools why you are the only one among them standing on the right side of the hall.

Your Majesty, the man replied in a shrill voice, because my wife told me not to be together before I went out.

The doctor who lives downstairs lives downstairs.

"Doctor," she cried, skipping into the room, "I want you to tell me frankly what's wrong with me."

He looked at her from head to toe. "Madam," he said at last, "I have only three things to tell you. First, you need to lose nearly 50 pounds. Secondly, if you use one tenth of rouge and lipstick, your beauty will be improved. Third, I am an artist-the doctor lives downstairs. "

? Doctor? She rushed into the house and shouted. ? I want you to tell me frankly what happened to me. ?

He looked at her from head to toe and then said loudly, madam, I have three things to tell you. First of all, you need to lose about 50 pounds; Secondly, if you use one tenth of rouge and lipstick, your beauty will change. Third, I am a painter? The doctor lives downstairs. ?

The devil's brother-in-law

A woman's husband often comes home drunk, and she decides to help him get rid of this habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil's costume, hid behind a tree and intercepted him on his way home.

A woman found that her husband was always drunk when he came home, and she decided to cure him of this problem. One Halloween night, she put on a devil costume and hid behind a tree, ready to block her husband's way when he came home.

When her husband passed by, she jumped out and stood in front of him with her red horn, long tail and pitchfork.

When her husband approached, she jumped out from behind the tree and stood in front of him with a red horn on her head, a long tail dragging behind her and a steel fork in her hand.

"Who are you?" He asked.

? Who are you? The husband asked.

"I am the devil!" She responded.

? I am the devil! ? She replied.

"Well, come home with me," he said. "I married your sister!"

? Oh, why don't you come home with me? The husband said,? I married your sister! ?

The ugliest child?

A woman got on a bus with her children. The driver said, "Ah, this is the ugliest baby I have ever seen."

A lady got on the bus with her child in her arms. The driver saw it and said, well, that is the ugliest child I have ever seen in my life. ?

The woman angrily walked to the back of the bus and sat down. She said to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me." The man said, "Go up and tell him. Go ahead, I'll help you hold your monkey. "

The lady went to the back of the car and sat down, feeling very angry. She said to the man next to her, The driver just humiliated me. ? The man responded:? Go up and scold him. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you. ?

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