Urgent! Very short jokes, preferably one sentence. It makes you laugh just listening to it!

1. I told my dad that I wanted to have double eyelids, but I was afraid that I would regret it if I didn’t do it well. My dad came up with a good idea: How about we do one first to see.

2. Once upon a time, there was a toothpick tree walking on the road. Suddenly it met a hedgehog, so it stopped and waved: "...The bus..."

3 .My Chinese name is Guoer, my English name is pass, my Japanese name is Bu Kezi, my Korean name is Smecta, my Indian name is Guoer Asan, and my Russian name is Biguo Trovsky.

4. Within two years, a young man wrote more than 700 love letters to the girl he liked. As a result, the girl finally announced that she was getting married, and the groom was the postman who delivered letters to her every day.

5. A boy went to the school bathhouse to take a shower. He saw several girls in the class at the door. He really wanted to go up and say hello, but he didn’t know what to say, so he walked up and said: "Excuse me , are there many people in the bathhouse? ”

6. If God is going to give this person a big task, he must first steal his QQ, block his Weibo, take away his computer, and take away his mobile phone to make him anxious and bored. You can only focus on your studies so as not to fail!

7.

(1), micro-novel "Horse Talks about Pain": Stallion: Does it hurt? Mare: It hurts.

(2), A: This is my new girlfriend. B: So detailed?

(3), A: What are your usual hobbies? B: Rolled his eyes. . . After thinking for a long time, he said. . . Does liking a girl count?

(4), A: Is my face oily? B: It’s reflective, I can’t see clearly.

8. Pajamas are clothes worn when sleeping, and coats are clothes worn outside suits. If you are willing to wear a coat to sleep, then we understand that you wear pajamas on the street.

The shocking confusion of young people born after 9.00: I have fallen in love with a girl, but she is QQ Yellow Diamond, and she is level 7. I feel that I am not worthy of her. Brothers and sisters, please ask me. Should I give up?

10. The weather is getting colder, the puppies are getting married, the gilts are engaged, and the old sows are giving birth again. I wonder what your current situation is like?