Humorous and philosophical copywriting

1. Being confused does not attract people, and being smart does not necessarily attract people; only when you are smart and confused, everyone will be happy.

2. There are generally two consequences for running a red light, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.

3. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, but it only takes a bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey.

4. Life is like spending the first half of your life in transcripts and the second half in bills.

5. Women are the most practical and cannot live without food, rice, oil and salt; women are the least practical and dream of flowers and wine.

6. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

7. If you don’t buy lottery tickets, you will never know how unlucky you are. If you don’t borrow money, you will never know how unpopular you are. If you don’t confess, you will never know how ugly you are.

8. If the rich take a few steps back, the sky will be brighter, but if the poor cannot take a few steps back, they will end up in a dead end.

9. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, there will be other women spending your money, staying in your room, sleeping with your husband, and beating your children.

10. I don’t know whether people will go to heaven or hell after death. Anyway, I am going to the crematorium.

11. Only children will ask, why are we not good friends anymore? As adults, we all tacitly distance ourselves from each other.

12. If you are not capable, you will struggle with yourself, but if you are capable, let others struggle.

13. Troubles are like onions. When you look inside, they are all empty.

14. People who are dissatisfied with their hairstyle usually have problems with their face shape.

15. Only when your pants lose their belts do you understand what dependence is.

16. Don’t always say that you lose at the starting line. Others’ starting line is the end point that you will never reach.

17. There is a kind of person who only does two things: he is jealous of you when you succeed; he laughs at you when you fail.

18. Sometimes I am as optimistic as shit, always thinking that I can shake the world.

19. Life is like Angry Birds. Every time you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

20. Children always want to leave home to find happiness. It takes many years to realize that the happiest place is home.

21. Every time you scold someone, have you ever considered the other person’s feelings? Anyway, I do, so I try not to use dialect for fear that the other party won’t understand.

22. As an optimistic person in the eyes of others, it is probably because you are hanging and about to die, and everyone thinks you are swinging on a swing.

23. When we were young, school taught us that life is a kind of realization. Growing up, society teaches us that life is a reality.

24. Women are the most troublesome animals in the world, while men are the most trouble-making animals in the world.

25. Life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; life is like a play, I always get in trouble; life is like a song, I always go out of tune; life is like a battlefield, I always get off track.