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Chickenpox joke
There are several people. From the day I met them, I never cheated or concealed them. (Mainly because men rarely ask about comparing that ...)
First of all, Li Mouren, a junior high school classmate, has known each other for nearly 10 years. I like crossing the line of fire because of him.
I really have nothing to say about my feelings for Li. We listened to Jay Chou and Vae together, watched Chen Dong and Tang Jiasan together, killed the Three Kingdoms together, played the Three Kingdoms together, was caught by the teacher, and was taken home by our parents together.
It can be said that many of the first times were done by us together. And when we met, we were both junior high school students. Children who grew up in a small mountain city are simple and simple, and have no complicated thoughts.
It will not deliberately deceive and conceal. Although I haven't been a classmate since high school, I am still in the same school. Although we rarely meet and talk, our feelings will not change, so until now, we can still say everything, which is true and sincere.
Shu Moumou, a coquettish pig, has a deep routine. I have been cheated by him in various ways since I met her. I don't know if he lied to me, but I didn't tell him any lies.
Perhaps distance produces beauty, and we met at the purest and most beautiful age, when there was no deception or lies. Young and ignorant, we didn't spend that time together. When we are mature, we face the same person.
Only the innocence and beauty of the past are in my heart, and the days when deception and lies are most likely to flood are perfectly skipped.
Therefore, the light of the new year has passed and the waves have stagnated. Everything is just like yesterday.
Impotence fan, impotence fan has always been a free and easy person, and he can always do the same thing more easily than me.
I always think that he is a talented player, who can always pay a little, but get a lot of things, whether it is grades or games. (Of course, I still won't persuade him if the Three Kingdoms kill me. )
We get along very casually and easily, just playing together, rarely chatting, and even chatting is talking about games, which is pure.
In addition to playing the Three Kingdoms Kill, I said some coquettish words and routine words (The Three Kingdoms Kill depends entirely on acting skills, as long as you have good acting skills, it is not impossible for a thief to pretend to be a loyal minister to kill his master).
There is little communication in life, let alone cheating. There's nothing to cheat, and there's nothing to cheat. You treat your friends sincerely, and the right friends won't hurt you.
There are many people, although the relationship is not necessarily very close, but between me and them, at least I have no deception.
Those friends far away.
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