A short joke

1. The university suddenly woke up at night and saw a figure dangling in front of the third bed. Turn on the light, it's the sixth in the dormitory next door, touching the head of our third, chanting: Don't forget to lock the door when you sleep?

2. Girls in a dormitory, in order to show friendliness and kindness, will be arranged into elder sister, second sister and third sister. When the boys in another dormitory learned about it, they secretly put them in the eldest brother-in-law, the second brother-in-law and the third brother-in-law.

3. A brother in our dormitory talks in his sleep at night and shouts: Please don't kill me! ? Everyone was depressed and speculated. The next day, I went to the canteen to have breakfast. I heard a group of MMs at the next table say that their dormitory is a MM long and talked in their sleep last night. I have to kill you! ?

I heard this. According to our teacher, the invigilator of the brother school next door can reward 50 yuan if he catches a cheater. As a result, she once caught a girl's cheat sheet (a piece of paper). Just as the teacher was preparing to receive the prize with her grades, the girl rushed forward, grabbed the paper back and swallowed it in one gulp. The teacher was startled and said, You are worse than the underground party before liberation! ?

5. When I was a sophomore, I sat with people from the physical education department to take the exam. Our classmates are very generous, as long as they don't affect us, they can copy our papers at will. A strongman copied one of our classmates' test papers from beginning to end. After handing in the paper, he mysteriously asked our classmates why they should write a lot of words on that big topic first, then draw a big box and a big cross, and then write a paragraph. Is there any format that requires everyone to faint? Is it because our classmates found it wrong after answering for a long time, crossed it out before writing, and his old man copied it all meticulously?

6. When I was in college, a girl was caught in the exam. The invigilator confiscated her admission ticket and ordered her to pack up and leave the examination room. The girl lay prone on the table and her shoulders began to rise slowly. The invigilator is an old man. When she saw this situation, she went over to comfort her. It's okay. It's not like you're not allowed to take all the subjects. Go home, ah. ? The girl was crying out loud, and the old man looked at the situation and said, don't cry, don't cry, okay, I'll give you your admission ticket back, not cheating. ? The girl ignored her and burst into tears. The old man was afraid and leaned over and said, why don't we ... make more copies ...! ?

7. Once on an elective exam, this guy overslept and didn't take the exam, so he had to wait for a make-up exam. As soon as the results were announced, this guy actually passed. I didn't catch anyone. I caught n, but I didn't catch him. All the brothers are sweating? Later, we analyzed that the teacher must have picked out the papers of the students who caught cheating, added the failed scores one by one, and all the rest passed? I just didn't expect people who didn't come to the exam?

8. A talented person sleeps all the time during the exam, and then wakes up just before the exam. He looked around and found that the students behind him had finished writing the papers, but before they wrote their names, they took them, wrote their names and handed them in.

9. In many universities, there are many young teachers. Generally, invigilation is boring, so I look at girls. Beautiful girls don't study hard, and the consequences can be imagined Once, an invigilator was a beautiful woman, especially coquettish and famous. The young teachers in the whole building made excuses to look around, but they felt sorry for the little note in the girl's pocket, so they had to make up the exam and were visited by the teachers.

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