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Please don't treat me like a fool.

Is there always a person who can chat happily in QQ and SMS, but it is difficult to squeeze out a word when meeting or calling?

You got my body at school, but you'll never get my heart!

You are my best friend now, my maid of honor in the future and my godmother in the future.

Have you ever tried to hold on until the person you like says good night, and then fell asleep as soon as the phone is slammed?

The reason why you feel lonely is not that no one cares about you, but that the people you care about don't care about you.

Some people are simply a four, except for 22, minus 22, which is really two plus two, minus 12 plus 12, and it is twice as much as two.

The degree of trust in a friend is not whether you smile at him, but whether you are willing to cry in front of him.

Love is not a vigorous oath, but it can stand the dull fleeting time.

Some things are not that I don't care, but what can I do if I care?

A lazy person like me will take the initiative to chat with you every day, which shows how much I love you.

If one day, I become arrogant. Please remember that no one has ever reassured me.

I want to keep you for myself. If you need a reason, it is because I don't trust you to give it to others.

Some jokes are serious at first. For example, I like you.

Some people choose to be friends because it is too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.

You are lucky, because you can choose to love me or not, and I can only choose to love you or love you more.

You can lie to me, but if you let me know, please leave here as far away as possible.

I really hate that feeling. I feel sad, but I don't know why. I just feel sad.

Your heart is your own, why should others hurt you?

You can't expect everyone to like you, because not everyone is human.

I like you, even if you have a bad temper and talk so badly, I still like you.

A good way to hide a secret is to tell it to the world as a joke.

Loving someone is something to be proud of, and you shouldn't lose all your pride for it.

Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory.

Sometimes, I like listening to songs not because they sound good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.

When a girl tells you her troubles, it's not complaining, it's her trust in you.

Suddenly I really want to say sorry to myself, sorry that I can't find my original self anymore.

Never explain yourself to anyone, because people who like you don't need to explain, and people who hate you won't believe your explanation.

I know who is good to me and who is bad to me, so there is no need to be good to me when I need it.

A man who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only help you undress.

Take the initiative because you care too much. I don't contact because I feel redundant.

When we say "nothing", it is often the most uncomfortable time.

I used to stay up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then said good night to me.

One of the most tacit things we do is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me.

Would you be afraid if I said I would never talk to you again?

I often hurt you because I believe in our relationship.

I cherish everyone who comments on me, because no one will be idle and care about my mood

I also want to know what is so good about you that I can't let go.

There will always be times when others say what we feel, but we don't want to admit it.

I really want to sleep in class, so I have to prepare for class and go to sleep quickly, but I will feel refreshed after class.

Ali: May I kiss you? Peach: No! Ali: What did I just say? Peach: May I kiss you? Ali: Yes, yes!

Sometimes it's not that I ignore you. Actually, I miss you, too. I just don't know what to say to you. Besides, I'm afraid you'll find me annoying.

Men really love when they cry, and women really hurt when they cry.

I feel sick. Who can get a sentence: "Where are you? Coming right away. "

You don't take the initiative, I don't take the initiative, and our love slowly disappears in this silence.

A person's happiest moment is to find the right person, the one who dotes on you, indulges your habits and loves everything about you.

All I want is someone who will always be with me no matter how hard it is.

No matter how much you like each other, it must be a man who takes the initiative in love. If the man doesn't take the initiative, he would rather miss it.

People who really love me will never leave me. Even if he has a thousand reasons to give up, he will always find a reason to stick to it.

When I say to you: You are busy, in fact, I hope you say: You are very important, and I will accompany you.

I won't allow anyone to take someone I care about.

If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

Please don't treat me like a fool. Some things are not what I don't know, but what I see in my eyes and bury in my heart.

There is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately.

If you are tired, please turn around. I've been here.

There is always someone who says you don't love, but when you hear the news about ta, your heart hurts badly.

I hate that I have been waiting for your information for a long time and all I get is "Oh". Do you think I am telling a story or a joke?

The most exciting thing in the world is that someone you think you have no chance to get close to actually falls in love with you.

There are always some idiots who are friends I can never abandon.

Don't cheat others, because the people you can cheat are those who believe in you.

As long as you never give up, I am willing to accompany you to the end even for a lifetime, whether it is friendship or love.

I like you, I don't need a reason, I don't like you, everything is a reason.

Sometimes, when you are wronged, you don't want to cry, but as long as others ask you what's wrong, you can't help crying.

It is said that girls who like swearing are actually very simple.

Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

Is there anyone like me who insists on a result that doesn't exist?