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A joke goes like this. One day, on my way to work, I saw a pile of celery dropped by the roadside, and then I picked it up and thought about buying a pot of vegetables. If I have a pot, I must have a
A joke goes like this. One day, on my way to work, I saw a pile of celery dropped by the roadside, and then I picked it up and thought about buying a pot of vegetables. If I have a pot, I must have a kitchen.
The young man saw a handful of celery on the road today, which was very fresh and tender. I don't know who lost it, so I bent down to pick it up. After picking it up, in a flash, there was a fierce struggle:
If you have celery, you must buy some meat. If you buy meat, you must have a girlfriend to cook. If you have a girlfriend, you need a mother-in-law. If you have a mother-in-law, you must make a condition. The girl who wants to marry her must have a kitchen when she goes home to help you cook. If you want to own your own kitchen, you must buy a house.
Thought of here, the young man broke out in a cold sweat and quickly threw away the celery. Now that the house price is like this, this celery must have been thrown by the developer on purpose. Nima, developers have so many tricks that they almost fell for it.
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