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Ye looked surprised: "You ~ Can you see me?"
The policeman asked Pingji again, "Why not let her wear a helmet?"
Pingzhi looked blank: "There is no one behind me!"
The poor policeman's face suddenly changed: "Let's go …"
2. Nobuyuki Hiraji and Kidd were invited to attend a meeting of some famous people at the same time. It happened that they were in the same boat. Pingzhi believes that a couple of Kidd are uneasy about being invited, but Kidd is dismissive of the two detectives. When the boat rowed somewhere, Kidd woke up after a sleep and found that the boat had stopped. The couple said to him, "I left my mobile phone at home, please wait for me for a while!" " "Say that finish, I turned over and jumped on the boat. Running all the way is like a dragonfly on the water. After a while, I ran back and shook it proudly with my mobile phone in my hand. Then Pingzhi also shouted, "Oh, no, I forgot my sword! "After jumping off the boat, it was also a wave of Shui Piao. I saw the waves splashing, and I came back with my sword in a few minutes. Kidd, not to be outdone, also shouted, "I left my glider at home!" " "What did you forget? If you want a glider, you will keep flying. You jumped off the boat and plopped into the bottom of the river. Embarrassed, I climbed onto the boat, refused to accept it, jumped down again and plopped off the boat vertically. This time, a small fish slipped over his neck, which made him scream. Unable to bear it any longer, Hiraji asked Shinichi quietly, "Kudo, do you want to tell him the location of those stones?"
Kuaidou drove Qing Zi to play and passed a gas station. Kuaidou wanted to go to the toilet, so he said to Qing Zi, "I'll go to the toilet, and you are responsible for refueling." Qing Zi nodded. So, Kuaidou quickly ran into the bathroom. Before he stopped, he heard Qing Zi's clear and rhythmic cry: "Come on! Come on! Come on! ……”& lt; /CC & gt; In a talent show contest, a new level of Kidd appeared one after another. First of all, Heiji used a brush to flash a sword as bright as day, and then I saw the sword shining and the wind whistling. Hattori's ancestral swordsmanship was vividly displayed by Heiji. Finally, even before people could see it clearly, Pingzhi had put his sword in its sheath, stood majestically on the stage and shouted, "I am the wind!" " "
Then Kidd. He shouted and shook his white cloak. Hundreds of pigeons flew to Qi Fei, and then I saw petals falling like clouds. Kidd is spinning in the air, fluttering (sweating) like a fairy. Then he also shouted, "I am a cloud!" " "
At first sight, the top two are so wonderful, and the psychological pressure is not small. He was carrying a silver football on the court, and he used his skills all his life to watch the football fly (how to turn it, there is no detailed explanation ~ ~), which made people wonder how many it was, and everyone was amazed. However, something unexpected happened first, and I had peace insurance. At this moment, when Shinichi hooked a football in the air with an upside-down gold hook, he was about to turn over and land, and a bolt from the blue hit his foot. I saw Shinichi lose his balance and fall to the ground head-down, with a big hole on the stage and a big bag on his head. Pinky Kidd panicked. Go help him. However, I saw Shinichi stagger to his feet and shouted, "Who am I? !
& ltCC & gt Once, Xinyi, Xiaolan and Ye traveled by small plane.
Something went wrong in the middle of the flight, and we needed to skydive to escape.
There are only three parachutes, so one person has to make sacrifices.
Finally, it was decided that the smartest freshmen would ask three questions, and those who couldn't answer them would jump.
So a new question asked Xiaolan: "How many suns are there in the sky?" "one"
So Xinyi asked Ye, "How many moons are there in the sky?" "one"
So the new one asked Hattori, "How many stars are there in the sky?" "……"
Hattori died voluntarily and jumped, but he hung on a branch and didn't die, which was fatal.
Since then, the four * * * once again had the opportunity to travel.
The same thing happened.
So I decided to decide a self-sacrificing person as before.
So Xinyi asked Xiaolan, "How many eyebrows does a person have?" "two roads"
So Xinyi asked Ye Yue, "How many eyes does a person have?" "two"
So a new question asked Hattori: "How many eyelashes does a person have?" "..." Hattori died voluntarily, but he fell into the lake and didn't die, which was fatal.
The third time four people took the opportunity to travel, they encountered this danger again.
Hattori immediately stood up and said bravely, "Don't ask, I'll jump!" "
Falling so firmly ...
The new class immediately regretted it and shouted at Hattori, who was falling rapidly in the air, "Hattori! We brought four parachutes this time .................... "
& ltCC & gt Vodka came home one night and found the little finger of his left hand black. He went to see a doctor. The doctor examined it carefully, shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, your finger may be poisoned." They studied it, and finally the doctor took off the little finger of vodka.
The next day, Vodka found that his ring finger also showed signs of blackening and went to see the doctor again. The doctor checked it again, shook his head and said, "Sorry, your ring finger may be poisoned, too." So the doctor also took off the ring finger of vodka.
On the third day, Vodka found that his middle finger was unfortunately black, so he went to see a doctor. After the third examination, the doctor shook his head and looked pale: "I'm sorry, there seems to be a place where your gloves have faded." Vodka is dizzy! & lt/CC & gt;
On U Day, Xinyi walked in a dark alley after solving the case, and gangster A suddenly appeared.
"Hey, boy, want money or die?"
In the surge of new veins stood out: "I'm exhausted from solving the case, and a punk dares to hinder my way home!" " ? "
"ah? That's not what I mean, as long as you give money ... "
"Cut the crap! Go to hell! ! "In an instant, bricks, tiles, cans and soda bottles were flying all over the sky.
"wow! ! Help! ! "
Social headlines: "Cruel? ! The man who was beaten! There are countless injuries caused by different items! "
Hattori
On May 5th, Hattori, who missed the final of Kendo due to his delay in solving the case, walked in the same dark alley, and gangster A appeared again.
"Very well, not the last time that boy. Hey, hand over the money! "
Hattori said kindly, "Are you a robber?"
"I can see it at a glance!"
"That's great." Hattori took out his bamboo sword from his backpack and sneered, "I am very angry today. Beating the robber told me to defend myself. "
"Impossible ..."
"Face to face! ! ! "
"wow! ! "
Social headline: "More cruel! ? A man who was hit by a stick instrument after being besieged! " Economic film
W month W day, I was in a hurry to go to Jingji in the dating garden to copy the path, and I met the gangster A who finally recovered.
"The boy with a piece of tape on his head! I want to rob! ! "
"Go away! I am going on a date! "
"Give me the money before!"
"You're kidding! How to date without money! ? Looking for a fight! "
"Ah-ah! ! "
Social headlines: "Terrible! The man who was beaten for the third time! Judging from the injury, this opponent seems to be a karate master! ? "
Kuroha's article
On y month y day, Kuaida, who escaped from the alley after committing the crime, ran into gangster A who was released from the police station.
“TMD@%^%$! ! I want to rob you! ! Bring money! "
"money?"
"That's right! I'm telling you, I once killed n people and robbed n people. I took drugs and set fire to the bank. ................................................................................................................................................., where are you? ! My money is gone! ! "
On a roof one kilometer away, the thief boy is crouching in a ball and counting money.
"Hey hey ~ ~ I steal jewelry and steal people, of course I can steal money ~ ~ Today my hands are itchy ~ ~"
Fight, you have fallen.
Headline of social edition: "Rob others will grab money! ? Meet your peers, robber A VS thief boy! ! "& lt/CC & gt; & ltCC & gt Kim, Ai and Kidd are all dead, and God took them in.
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