Jokes about homesickness

1. Once upon a time, there was a farmer who heard someone say the word "Your Majesty" and was puzzled, so he went to ask the scholar in the village: "Excuse me, sir, what does the word 'Your Majesty' mean?"

The scholar glanced at him and thought, this farmer doesn't even understand that your father is an honorific for someone else's father. Then he teased him and said, "The word "Your Majesty" refers to someone's son." After saying this, the scholar covered his mouth and smiled, feeling secretly proud in his heart.

The farmer believed it to be true and became polite to the scholar: "How many fathers are there in the husband's family?"

The scholar turned pale with anger, but could not get angry, so he had to say: " "I don't have a father in my family."

The farmer looked at him and thought it was because he had no son. He felt sad after hearing the question, so he sincerely comforted him: "My husband has no father, so don't be sad." , I have four sons in my family, whichever one you like, I will give it to you as your father-in-law!"

2. On this day, Ma Mian hurriedly came to report to the King of Hell: "Sir, you The kid who was assigned to guard the oil pan was a changer."

The King of Hell was shocked and asked, "What's going on?"

Ma Mian said, "The kid from before pushed people into the oil pan." , they all pushed them down one by one, but this kid twisted them together and threw them in two by two."

The King of Hell breathed a sigh of relief and said, "What's the matter? I forgot to tell you. You, that kid was a jerk when you were alive."

3. a: "In the last battle, I cut off the heads of three enemies."

b: "What's so strange? I cut off the feet of eight enemies."

a: "Then why don't you cut off their heads?"

b: "They all have no heads. What do you want me to do?" Cut? "

4. The military attache was patrolling at night and met a man who came home late and claimed to be a scholar. The military attache said: "Since you are a scholar, let me give you a test."

The scholar said: "Please come up with a question."

The military attache thought for a long time, but could not think of a question. , and shouted: "You're really getting an advantage. Fortunately, I can't think of a topic."