How to scold a trash person in your circle of friends when you accompany him? Write a powerful joke.

You grew up with a lack of love. If you tie a hemp rope around your waist and put a pot lid on your head, if the water is clear, there will be no fish. If you are a humble person, you will be invincible. If a tree does not need bark, it will definitely die. If a person is shameless, it will be invincible. You If there were flowers, the cows would not dare to poop. The 21st century is very dangerous, go back to your Jurassic. With you in my life, my days are full of infinite vitality; with you along the way, I am not afraid of lightning strikes; just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; without you, who should feed the good pig food? People across the country You are the best, riding a bench to the moon; you are the best in the world, you use a vat instead of a cup to drink; you have been the best since ancient times, and you scare people to death when you go shopping; you say these are nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you! A hateful guy like you: you can only act like a turd in a TV series, you can't compare to the chewing gum sprinkled by dogs on the roadside, you are more than 10 times more handsome than Ruhua, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth to find a girlfriend. As soon as you raise your head, there will be a hole in the ozone layer and you will want to commit suicide. Only some people will advise you not to leave corpses to avoid polluting the environment. Not even Amoeba protozoa can survive on the keyboard you touch. The saliva you spit out is more deadly than SARS. Play. If you pretend to be cool and handsome, humans will have to use asexual reproduction. Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you how to speak human language. If you pretend to be cute, you can instantly solve the problem of population expansion. I want to immigrate to Mars to leave you. If you are ugly If you can generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world can be shut down. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly towards you. Grenades will explode when they see you. Others have to fly a plane to hit the Gemini star, but you can have the same effect by parachuting. Power, all the famous places you have been to will become monuments, and the monuments you have been to will become history. I have not done anything good in 18 lifetimes before I know you. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough. Anyway, one sentence: Don't let me see you again. You, if I see you, I will definitely kill you! You look very patriotic, very dedicated, and very courageous! You look so post-modern. You look like a car accident scene. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is extremely beautiful and the other is you. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous. Got it! You can't just call someone whatever their parents look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig. Damn, you look so damn easy to recognize. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face? You haven't fully evolved yet, so it's really hard for you to look like a human being. I don't want to hit you anymore. You go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot by the police if you run around on the street like this. I've never seen something so long and of archaeological value. It's so long and uncanny. I want to watch you talk, but why are you burying your face in your ass? ...oh? Sorry, I didn't know that was your face, so where did your ass go? It looks very sci-fi, and it looks very abstract! I have seen ugly ones, but never such ugly ones. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection! He looks very innocent, and he looks sorry for the people and the party.