Please tell me a joke that two people tell each other. Please be specific and urgent.

1. Five Yuan Qian was kidnapped by a criminal gang. He called Hundred Yuan Qian:

"Hey! Your son is here. If you don't want us to rip it off, you can exchange it for him with yourself! ”

The hundred-yuan note thought for a moment and said:

“Tear it up, you won’t even have 5 yuan left if you tear it up!”

2. One person! He was about to starve to death in the desert when he picked up the magic lamp.

Magic Lamp: "I can only grant you one wish, tell me quickly, I'm in a hurry."

Man: "I want a wife..."

The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully: "You are almost starving to death and you still covet beauty! How sad!" After that, she disappeared.

Man: "...cake."

3. The earthworm family was very bored today, so the little earthworm cut himself into two pieces and went to play badminton.

The earthworm's mother thought this method was good, so she cut herself into four pieces to play mahjong.

The earthworm's father thought about it and cut himself into minced meat.

The mother earthworm cried and said: "Why are you so stupid? If you cut it into pieces like this, you will die!"

The father earthworm said weakly: "...Suddenly I want to play football."

4. The panda man wants to have sex with the panda girl, but the panda girl resists vigorously and refuses to obey.

After the failure, the panda man said angrily: "We are all going extinct!"

5. The tortoise and the hare race...the hare quickly ran to the front ......

The turtle saw a snail crawling very slowly... and said to him: Come up, I will carry you...

Then... the snail came up...

After a while... the turtle saw another ant... .. Said to him: Come up too...

So the ants also came up.

After the ant came up... saw the snail above... and said to him: Hello

Do you know what the snail said?

The snail said: Hurry up, this turtle is so fast...

6. A man and a woman were having dinner

The girl kept Ask that boy: Do you love me?

The boy glanced at the girl and continued to eat dinner.

The girl was very angry and asked again: Do you love me?

The boy finally said: Love

The girl asked again: How do you prove it?

Suddenly the boy took out thirty yuan from his pocket.

Ask the girl: Do you have ten yuan?

The girl took ten yuan and gave it to the boy...

The boy put forty yuan on the table

After a while... ...

The girl asked the boy angrily: Do you want to prove that you love me?

The boy said: I have proven it! Forty is right in front of you!

7. Visiting the snack street one day

I found a shop selling egg tarts

Every kind looks very delicious, I want to buy one to try

I asked the clerk: Is this sold individually?

Shop clerk: No, this is Japanese.