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Ming Dow Jon's classic lines

1 if you don't give up at a critical moment, despair will turn into hope!

2. Someone made me understand that I care about a person's feelings, and that working for the person I care about will make me happy without asking for anything in return. I just want to keep working for the person I care about.

3. It's up to you to decide whether I am Dan Junhao or lettuce, and you forced me to give up my last chance!

I lost all my memories of you and Artemisia selengensis together. There is no last chance at all!

True love can't be abandoned. What can be abandoned is not true love. This true love will come back to me no matter what you lose it a hundred times.

what if we love each other? Don't forget, you have another ring on your hand now!

4. You are very strange. In fact, you can leave me alone and go by yourself!

Maybe, but for me, you are the only one I know in the world. If I'm not with you, I'm afraid I won't even know where I'm going.

Anyone can talk about such disgusting words, but who knows what's in your heart ..

Hey, I'm serious! When I opened my eyes, the first thing I saw was you, and it was you who took care of me. It felt like catching a log when I was drowning.

Why do you say this? You want to chase me? You are not rich, don't ruin my market!

5. Will you miss me after I leave? I should miss you very much, because even if I go back to my hometown, you are the only person I know. Good night!

6 .. This has nothing to do with your lying and cheating, and your grievance cannot be used as an excuse for cheating! I thought you already knew why I was so angry, but I didn't expect you still didn't understand. Why are you so vain? Is it embarrassing to show the real me in front of them with you?

that's not the point, okay?

have you ever cared about my feelings? ? You want me to pretend to be someone else. Have you ever thought about what I think? If I care about you, you only care about yourself. Selfish! ! !

why so fierce?

I just don't want to be an accomplice to your lies. What's wrong with that? Do you understand that honesty is a virtue?

Do you think I like to lie? Do you think I don't understand that just telling one lie means telling more lies to make it right? So what if honesty is a virtue? But when you are humiliated by honesty, do you still think honesty is a virtue? That's a lie!

7. Being honest with your lies is the real solution!

8. chrysanthemum morifolium, thank you! Thank you for giving such a high evaluation to Guanmei Hotel, and for giving me such a great memory! I think even if I live to be 1 years old, my hair will turn white, my face will wrinkle like a prune, and my eyesight, hearing and physical strength will decline. I can't go anywhere, but I can only rock and roll on a rocking chair. But I will feel very happy as long as I think about it now.

Did you just confess? Say it again, I quite like the feeling of listening to your confession!

But I don't remember what I just said ...

I think even if I live to be 1 years old, I think I will definitely remember what you are saying now.

9. Even an ordinary person may become a dazzling six-star star.

1. Do you have common sense? Do you know the difference between a man and a dog? Common sense tells us that people don't care about dogs. If you are bitten by a dog, do you want to bite back?

11. He suddenly came into my life and made me fall in love with him when I was unprepared. Now you say that you will never see him again and give up someone you like? Very uncomfortable? Do you know?

12. Can you remind him of one thing for me? Please remember to tell him that even if you forget everything, don't forget to be happy. He is easy to be serious. As long as he is serious, everyone will become very afraid of him. In this way, he will be farther and farther away from happiness.

13. Have you ever felt that you have worked hard for someone you care about? If you have, you won't care so much about the return on investment, but your mind. Understand?

14. Only when true love appears, will it tightly cover her fingers.

15. Sometimes oral forgetting is an inner wait! ?

16 that girl is too close to you, and she can't see your goodness clearly, because you will be around her anytime and anywhere, which is so convenient for you!

17. "You're really convenient." "Well, I'm a 24-hour convenience store."

18. Only by giving your hand to your favorite can you dance the most beautiful spin ~ just like this ...

19. As long as you strive for the people you care about, what are you afraid of?

2. White Rose Flower Language: I am good enough for you.

21. Every time I am confused, my father will write a heart word on my hand. He told me to listen to what he says in his heart occasionally! He also told me that home is the hotel of the heart!

22. How can a girl take the initiative? Take the initiative to let the boys come!

23. Without previous memories, the whole life is equal to starting all over again. Perhaps God wants you to stop, listen to the sounds around you and feel the joys and sorrows around you. You know, this is not an opportunity for everyone.

24. Ye Tianyu, do you want to go out with me? Ok, let's go on a date tomorrow!

25. When facing the enemy, no matter whether you have confidence or not, you can't show timidity; On the contrary, you should imagine that you are the king of the world. When he sees you, you should face it with more momentum and let the other party be speechless.

26. Waltz is the king of dance. Because it is the first dance that human beings can get in close contact with the opposite sex. Waltz itself means turning around. In the past, couples could not meet in public, and only through such gatherings could they express their thoughts about each other.

27. I've been thinking about how people like you can change the sound of a person's heartbeat. I don't like being influenced since I was a child, so I hate people who will affect me. I hate you, I really hate you! Because you don't even give me a chance to forget you. I hate it when you affect my heartbeat, come into my sight and hinder my thoughts. Tell me how to stop you from controlling my life and how to stop my brain from thinking about you all the time!

28. I found the ring on your hand. It looks good on you, because diligent hands, like diamonds, are worth cherishing.

29. Do you feel it? This is the feeling of your family celebrating your birthday. It's warm, isn't it? I want you to know that this is your home, and we are all your family. In the future, no matter where you are, as long as you are tired, you can come back and we will always be here.

3. Is there anything you want and like most? Or is there something you want to fight for and protect, even if you fight for it? The purpose of your existence, the value of life!

the value of life, the purpose of survival? What a harsh question!

31. Henry Ford said: The secret of success lies in putting your feet in other people's shoes, and then thinking about things from other people's perspective. Service is such a spirit, and seeing the whole world from the standpoint of guests.

Aunt Feng Jiao, who is Henry Ford just mentioned?

the person who invented the electric light

Oh, Edison, who is Edison?

The man who invented the telephone.

Then ask you, Belle, who is he?

Beethoven's younger brother ~

Who is Beethoven? It can't be that big dog in the play, can it ................................................................................................................................................................ Your mother's chihuahua? Oh, it's hilarious ~

32. Moderator, I'm just lovelorn ... Sweet potato leaves, I want to tell you, because my boyfriend, Artemisia selengensis, has forgotten who I am. He once told me that not falling in love with him would waste my feelings, but every time I was in trouble, he appeared in front of me like a fairy tale prince to save me. We haven't been together for a long time, but he has taught me many things. He told me that if you don't give up at a critical moment, despair will turn into hope; He let me know that no ordinary person can be a dazzling six-star star. I just knew that he had an accident. He lost his memory and went back to the past to become another person. He stood in front of my eyes like this, with the same outline, the same voice, the same heartbeat and the same body temperature, as if he had never disappeared, but without those same memories, I was just a person in his eyes. ?

33. Only I remember him, but he doesn't remember me. This is too painful. I want to throw my pain away with this ring.

34. (I'm sorry, I really have to say goodbye to you this time) This ring is yours. It should be returned to its owner. I know you don't like to see me. If I give it back to you, nothing will exist between us. ? Can it take a minute, ten seconds! Be a chrysanthemum in front of me once.

Why?

because I miss him so much, because I haven't been able to say goodbye to him properly, and I don't want to live with this regret all my life.

36. This feeling is so familiar. I remember that Chrysanthemum once hugged me like this, as if holding a precious baby. How strange! Why do I feel that Dan Junhao is as careful and gentle as Chrysanthemum? (hehehehehe ...)

37. Why don't you think that I am the prince? A prince who accidentally falls into the folk.

38. What can be done in ten minutes, if you finish it in two minutes, you will have five times more life than others.

39. Don't give up so soon! Do you know that?/You know what? Once upon a time, there was a frog who wanted to dig a well to find water to drink. As a result, he dug and dug until he found a big stone. He wanted to say it was impossible, so he gave up and died of thirst. But in fact, as long as he moved the big stone away, the water would come out. So if he didn't give up at a critical moment? Despair will become hope!

so are we at a critical juncture now?

Every second you want to give up is a critical moment.

4. Don't fall in love with my shoulder casually.

41. What do good friends do? Just before the coming of retribution, I will cover you.

42. Give me your hand. As long as you follow me, you don't have to be afraid. From today on, I will protect you.

43. Don't cry. Crying won't solve the problem. Ye Tianyu, calm down. You can. You can. Tianyu will go out. Let's go out. Come on. It's not artificial respiration. At this moment, I feel like I'm stepping on a happy cloud, and I clearly hear my uneasy but happy heartbeat. What's more, is my family really cute?

45. The disadvantages of the new platform are easy to catch. Goal: marry a rich man! ! !

46. I am your lighthouse. I will always look at you. When you are sad, I will be your reassurance. But the lighthouse is only responsible for making you happy. You have to find your own way to do other things!

65. I'm going out to look for a job tomorrow!

wow, you started to restore morale so soon?

I don't have time to mourn the past, but I have to work hard to move forward.

This is like a cockroach that can't be killed!

This is the cockroach spirit I learned from Ye Tianyu!

66. "I can't drink, I'll get drunk! Aren't you afraid that you will lose your virginity after drinking?

actually, I'm looking forward to it! Drink, I'm not afraid!

67. Remember to be brave and happy when you get up tomorrow morning, and laugh alone ...

68. So arrogant? I will definitely turn you into a sea dog, sea lion, sea cat, sea duck and sea chicken!

69. You poor lady ...

7. Dan Junhao, you actually left me here alone. Don't think that you will be fine if you say you're sorry. I won't forgive you!

71. Seriously speaking, she is not very beautiful, but she always thinks that she is attractive, greedy and greedy. I used to be a little selfish and arrogant, and I didn't know how to be considerate of others. It was she who made me realize that the feeling of truly loving someone changed my perception of many things. When I was confused, she would teach me to listen to my heart. When I am tired, she will let me rely on it; She loved me when I was a prince; But when I was in trouble, she stuck with me even more. She also said ... She said that in Dan Junhao's heart, there lived a chrysanthemum that was "more prince than a prince and angel than an angel".

72. It's disgusting. Kissing a frog is better than being artificially breathed by you.

73. He must have taken a fancy to my ass.

miss, your ass!

ahhh, go away, pervert!

pervert?

...

74. He plays the piano very well. He will praise me for having a pair of hard-working hands. When I fall into the water, he will go all out to save me. When we are forced to move, he will think of the best way to save me.

75. If this ring can judge everything, then when Ye Tianyu found this ring, Ba Dou couldn't pull it off, didn't she?

76. What a happy smile you have! If time can be reversed, I am willing to pay all the costs, as long as you can always smile like this ... If I had known that I might lose you, I would never have chosen to leave. Do you know that you have slept for a month, three days, 15 hours, 2 minutes and ... 18 seconds? Since you fell asleep, there have been a lot fewer stars in the sky. I think … they must have all gone to your dreams! A person should not look at the stars too happily, I will be very lonely!

77.Madam Ruby: it's called true love, and it will find the person you really love. Only when true love appears will it hold her finger tightly.

78. It is said that there is a whale that will swim from the cold Arctic to the warm Pacific Ocean regardless of the change of environment and climate, just to meet the destined object. I want to be such a whale, so even if it is separated by ten oceans. The pain of loneliness and despair can't be made up by a hundred apologies! Have you ever thought about my feelings when you suddenly forgot me and left without saying goodbye? You should also taste the pain of being forgotten, which is only fair!

you're right, no matter what I want, I shouldn't leave you alone! Now ... you can punish me whatever you want.

Then ... I will punish you, stay with me all your life, and don't leave me!

well, ok! But before we discuss lifelong events, we have to solve one thing first!

what? (IOU)

I, Dan Junhao, never love to owe others! This time is no exception ......

8, eh, shouldn't we have a date or something, boys and girls are together.