What are some cross talk jokes about bragging?

The lines of the cross talk "Bragging" are as follows:

A: Our family is a bragging family!?

B: Our family is still a professional bragging family!

A: Our family brags about not paying taxes. ?

B: Our family doesn’t pay for bragging!

A: No, I can go to the toilet since I was born. ?

B: Crawling?

A: Who can crawl right after birth?

B: How to go?

A: The bed can be used as a toilet!?

B: This is called bedwetting!

A: I will run away in three months. B: He must be a freak!

A: My mother went to work in three months, so I had to go back and forth between my grandma’s house and my grandma’s house. ?

B: Just run away!

A: When it comes to bragging, no one can compare to me. ?

B: I don’t believe it. Do you dare to compete here?

A: Blow here? No problem!?

B: Yes. This is a big meal, I can eat five bowls of noodles in one meal!

A: I can eat eight pounds of dumplings in one meal! ?

B: Oops, I have a fever!

A: I also had a high fever last night! ?

B: I have a high fever of 67 degrees.

A: I have a high fever of ninety-four degrees. ?

B: You are not afraid of being burned to death! ”

A: When I go to bed at night, I hold a handful of corn in my hand. When I look at it the next day, it’s all made of popcorn!?

B: When I go to bed at night, I hold a handful of corn in my hand. The next day, I saw a big hole in the quilt!

A: I am taller than the building! ?

B: My head is in the sky and my feet are on the ground. Big plane!

A: My upper lip is touching the sky and my lower lip is touching the ground! ?

B: What about your face?

A: Bragging. Are you shameless?

B: Hey!