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Solve four cold jokes.

The first one:

Theoretically, the order is this. There were 40 knights patrolling in front of the king's gate. The king asked exorcist to think of an idea because they were too noisy. The master said that 40 paper men should be posted on the window to protect you, and the knights could not leave, so the king did not have 40 knights to protect him, but slept soundly.

A truly wise king would feel safe when he heard that a knight was protecting himself, but the fatuous king changed to 40 paper men because he thought the knight was too noisy. Isn't that ridiculous? Instead, he was replaced by 40 paper men who couldn't protect him completely. Instead, he slept soundly, which can be said to be stupid. In addition, this story is also related to the back.

The second one:

There are two sayings. The first queen was noble and had never seen how many toes others had, so she felt lucky to have 10 toes, indicating that the feudal society was closed at that time.

In the second way, the queen's toes are incomplete, but she deludes herself by looking in the mirror to increase her toes. She thinks that "only what is in the mirror is true, and I am not really missing my toes, but because I have never looked in the mirror", which is a manifestation of self-deception. Only she believes the secret that "what is taken in the mirror is true"

Here, the Queen has 1 toe on each foot, which can be reflected in four mirrors, plus her own1toe.

The third one:

1 After the story, the king built an underground maze. He thought that if he killed the man who built the maze, no one would know the secret, but he forgot that if no one knew where the maze was, no one would protect him when he went to the maze. The man who killed him rode 40 horses. Imagine if the king did not drive away the 40 knights who protected him in the first story and did not replace them with 40 pieces of paper.

The fourth story

After the third story, when the prince was born, there were no horses in the kingdom, because the horses had been rode away by the assassins of the king. Without horses, people in the castle can't grow grass. The city is desolate because it doesn't grow grass. The prince met Mary.

And I want to take Mary's goat Bailey to the castle, but there is no pasture in the castle, so there are no goats. Without goats, lions have no food. Finally, the lion drank the spring water, but without it, there was no way to grow grass, and the lion had no sheep to eat. This is a cycle of biological chain.

The only problem is that the second story has nothing to do with the other three stories.