Interesting conversation between boss and employee.

Boss (sitting in the office on the phone): Hello, Xiao Zhao? Please bring last month's financial statements to the office. I want to check my account. Hurry up! (Turn off the phone) It's outrageous. Our company's financial statements are a mess. I have to report the money for going to Foot Wash City. I want to check it carefully. This is Hello Kitty (the phone rings, pick up the phone). This is the 4S shop where I reserved cars. I want to call them. Why hasn't the car I ordered last month arrived yet? What? That factory closed down? Why didn't you tell me earlier? I even paid a deposit. Wait a minute (the employee walks to the door of the boss's office). Listen to me first. Hey, what did you do early? You kept me waiting for such a long time.

Employee delivering the report (stops and stands at the door): Is the boss menopausal? So fierce. Boss, I'm sorry, there was something wrong with that printer just now, and then the printed documents will come later. I'll deliver it later, okay?

Boss (continuing to call): Don't explain so much to me. Tell me why you kept me waiting so long.

Employee: I just took time to drink a glass of water.

Boss: What? You have no conscience at all. Do you have any advantages?

Employee: Me. . .

Boss: Why are you doing this?

Employee: I drink a glass of water. Aren't you going a little too far in saying that about me?

Boss: Let me tell you something. Do you know how much I lost doing this? Time aside, this cash alone is tens of thousands of dollars!

Employee: There are some. . . Our company drinks gold!

Boss: I tell you, this is a birthday present for my girlfriend. I prepared it specially!

Employee: A birthday present? Just a glass of water? Boss, are you going to break up with your girlfriend?

Boss: I tell you, no matter what, you must give me an account of this matter.

Employee: Then I can't spit it out for you?

Boss: I don't care what you do, even if you hold your urine, you have to hold on!

Employee: Wait a minute. . . Boss, don't joke with me, okay?

Boss: If you think I'm joking, I'll, uh, tell you not to have this job again and fire you, and then you'll get no salary and no bonus. . .

Employee: Boss, it's too serious! Oh, a glass of water, ok, ok, I'll try. Your boss is too difficult to serve! (turns to go to the bathroom)

Boss: Hurry up! I have something to do, so I won't talk (hang up). Very annoying. How do you do business? Why hasn't this Xiao Zhao come yet? I really thought I was Hello Kitty! (Picking up the phone) Calm down! Hey, my girlfriend has traveled abroad, and she asked me to call her every day, which is very clingy. I didn't call today, so I will call Xiao Zhao (by the number) before she comes. (Picking up the phone) Hey, it's me, honey, honey, baby. Is someone ringing the doorbell over there? I tell you, you must pay attention to safety when you are alone outside. Don't talk to strangers. In that case, just stand outside and say it. (The employee just walked into the boss's office when he came back) Yes, standing outside the door (the employee paused) is like this.

Employee: OK. Boss, I tell you, I'm drinking this water. I just drank it, and I didn't suppress it for a long time!

Boss: Gee, I knew you would listen to me best.

Employee: Boss, I just told you that there is something wrong with the printer. I'll call it out right away and send it to you.

Boss: Yes, yes, yes, very good.

Employee: Don't you accept such a compliment?

Boss: Oh, my baby, I love you so much.

Employee: No, boss, you seem to have gone a little too far. Does this sound disgusting?

Boss: Hey, what are you wearing today?

Employee: I wear it.

Boss: Let me guess. You must be wearing that dress with three bears.

Employee: Oh, that's amazing. how do you know

Boss: That sexy skirt with three bears.

Employee: Special. . . (Look at your clothes) Is it so sexy?

Boss: Right?

Employee: Boss, your aesthetic is really unique!

Boss: I tell you, I think you look really good in this dress, which can highlight your temperament.

Employee: Really? And then I wore it like this!

Boss: But oh. The fly in the ointment is that it is too conservative. If you can show more, such as showing more shoulders, the picture will be perfect!

Employee (look at his figure): Bare shoulders? Boss, which big men have you seen show their shoulders?

Boss: Yes.

Employee: You'd better show your stomach!

Boss: Do you know that I dreamed of you again last night?

Employee (surprised) You dreamed of me? Or?

Boss: I dreamed that the two of us were in a very big western restaurant, which was very luxurious. Only the two of us had a candlelight dinner. So romantic.

Employee: Romantic? This boss, hehe, come on, really, why do I suddenly feel that you have changed so much today? . . Become so casual!

Boss: By the way, how are your parents now? After finishing this project, let's go and see them together and mention our private affairs by the way! Isn't it?

Employee (surprised): Me, what else do we have besides working relationship?

Boss: Yo yo yo, you are shy. Look, alas,

Employee: No. .

Boss: Isn't that a good way to put it? Even the ugliest daughter-in-law wants to see her in-laws!

Employee: Boss, don't do this, I can't accept it!

Boss: OK, let's kiss first.

Employee: Honey? A kiss?

Boss: OK?

Employee: Boss, I'm telling you, you can't do this, okay? Suddenly I feel so weird about you. This is not good.

Boss: Oh, that's all right. I'm the only one in the office now. Give me a kiss.

Employee: You're in the office, but I'm standing in the corridor. So many colleagues saw you. How can I get it? I'm telling you, I'm throwing caution to the wind today. Boss, are you abnormal? Huh? I'm telling you, if you do this again, I'll sue you for sexual harassment and let the whole company know!

Boss: Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay, then stop kissing, then go to the bathroom first!

Employee: Didn't you forget that glass of water? Well, I'll run away for a while.

Boss: Then call me after you go to the toilet. That's it, baby. Bye-bye (hangs up the phone) Oh, great. . . Why hasn't Xiao Zhao come yet? Then this person is really! People are stupid and then shave their heads like everyone else. Do you still want this job? I must teach him a lesson later (the phone rings). Whose phone is this? Hello, I'm here. Oh, mom, what's the matter? Is the dog at home sick? Oh, don't panic. Listen to me. Here's the thing. What about you now? Take a paper cup, and then, ah, you make some medicine.

Employee: Oh, boss (walks to the office) I've been in the toilet for three minutes. I guess I'll put you through (holding your nose in one hand and a paper cup in the other).

Boss: Don't worry!

Employee: Huh? okay

Boss: Next, you follow in my footsteps.

Employee: OK, OK, OK.

Boss: OK?

Employee: OK, OK.

Boss: You look for the box first.

Employee: (patting his chest) Here it is.

Boss: Did you find it?

Employee: I found it.

Boss: Oh, and then find the chest hair.

Employee: breasts? (surprised) I don't even have hair. Where can I find chest hair?

Boss: Oh, I forgot, some of them are not available. You can touch their breasts.

Employee (touching chest)

Boss: Further down.

Employee: (Touching the ground) Go down again.

Boss: Further down.

Employee: It's not good to go any further.

Boss: What's the matter? I'm telling you, it's comfortable to touch it casually.

Employee: Let me tell you something. . . Oh, dear (turning and touching).

Boss: How about it?

Employee: Yes.

Boss: Hey, now, bring the cup up.

Employee: Well (picks up the cup)

Boss: Then what? Put it on your lips.

Employee: Yes. . . Why?

Boss: Do we always have to make sure that this flavor is not strong?

Staff (looking at the cup) What do you say? I held it for a long time. Must be the essence!

Boss: Look at you now. You think it's a whole cup?

The staff looked at it.

Boss: Is it a whole cup?

Employee: Yes, yes, a whole glass.

Boss: OK, drink it then.

The staff was surprised.

Boss: Hello, hello in.

Employee: Boss, I didn't understand you just now. You can't insult me like this! Too much! (Stand aside angrily)

Boss: Oh, well, that's it! Okay, okay, I'm going to work. Mom, um (hangs up the phone) This Xiao Zhao, did he die in the toilet? (Opening the door and going out, I see Xiao Zhao) What are you doing standing at the door, a big man, wearing the clothes of three bears?

Employee (turning back angrily) Ma Xiaorui, I'm telling you, I'm going to resign, and I won't wait on you anymore!

Boss: Why did you quit for no reason? Do you have too little money? It doesn't matter, I will promote you to director soon!

Employee: You promoted me to general manager, and I quit! (takes out the paper cup) Keep this for yourself! (Buckling the cup on the boss's head) What a rascal! (turning around)

Boss: (taking down the cup) Oh, no, are you crazy? Who are you? Hey? (Picking up the glass and smelling it) The pure water of this company seems to have expired, and it tastes strange (smelling hands).

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