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Good boy Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? " "She is a candy seller." "Good boy Robert asked his mother for two cents." What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? ""I gave it to a poor old woman, "he replied." "You're a good boy," mom proudly said, giving you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? ""She sells sweets. "Bird's Nest and Hair My sister is a primary school teacher. One of her students told her that a bird built a bird's nest in a tree outside the classroom." What kind of bird? "My sister asked." "I don't see any birds, madam, only the nest," the child replied. So, can you describe this nest for us? "My sister is engaged to her." Well, ma 'am, it's just reorganizing your hair. "Note: (1) notify v.tell (2) nest n.nest; Nest (3) description n. description (4) encouragement v. encouragement (5) collection v. similarity; Similar to 18. Bird's Nest and Hair My sister is a primary school teacher. Once a student told her that a bird made a nest in a tree outside the classroom. " What kind of bird is it? "My sister asked her." Teacher, I don't see any birds, only a nest. "The child replied," So, can you describe this bird's nest for us? "My sister encouraged her." Oh, teacher, just like your hair. "I just bit my tongue." Are we poisonous? "The young snake asked his mother." Yes, dear, "she replied." Why do you ask? " "Because I just bit my tongue! Note: (1) toxic; Toxic; Toxic; Toxic because I just bit my tongue. Cause in the sentence is the abbreviation of cause. I just bit my tongue. " Are we poisonous? "A young snake asked its mother." Yes, dear, "she replied," why do you ask? " "Because I just bit my tongue. A woman fell. It was rush hour, and I was running to a train in grand central terminal. As I was approaching the door, a plump middle-aged woman rushed up from behind, lost her foothold on the smooth marble floor and slipped on her back. Her momentum brought her close to my shoes. However, before I could help her, she had climbed up. She calmed down, winked at me and said, "Do you always make beautiful women fall at your feet?"? "In the rush hour to find the fallen woman, I hurried to new york Luxury Center Station to catch the train. Near the door, a chubby middle-aged woman rushed from behind, only to find that she slipped on the smooth marble floor and slipped on her back. Her inertia brought her close to my feet. I was going to help her, but she stood up by herself. She calmed down, picked my eyebrows and said, "Are there always beautiful women who fall at your feet?"? "English joke (1) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: Monkeys can have fleas, but fleas cannot have monkeys. What's the difference between monkeys and fleas? You may directly think that they are a big one and a small one. But besides, monkeys can have fleas, but fleas can't have monkeys. Is this an interesting answer? Q: How can you irritate a farmer best? Step on his corn? If you step on a farmer's corn or grain, he will definitely get angry; And if you step on the corns of farmers' feet, they will be more angry. Corn can refer to both "corn/grain" and "corn". Q: What is the strongest creature in the world? A: Snails. It carries the house on its back. Because snails always carry a house on their backs, it is not surprising that snails are the strongest creatures in the world. What did you say?/Sorry? Q: What do people do in watch factories? They make faces all day. When you see this sentence, don't think that people who work in a watch factory make faces all day! Because in addition to this meaning, it can be literally understood as making a clock face. Q: How to stop sleepwalkers from walking in their sleep? Keep him awake. How can I stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? The easiest way is not to let him sleep. Although this is not a treatment, if the sleepwalker is awake, he will not sleepwalk. English joke (2) He is really something-my uncle has 1000 people. -He's really something. What does he do? -Maintenance man at the cement plant. He is really a big shot-my uncle has 1000 people under his command. -He's really a big shot. What do you do? Graveyard keeper. English joke (3) An old woman from China visited her grandmother from the United States and returned to China soon. She went to a city bank to deposit the dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk carefully checked every bill to see if it was true. This made the old lady impatient. Finally, she couldn't hold on any longer, saying that she believed in me, sir, and also believed in money. They are real dollars. They come directly from China. Shortly after an old American lady came back from visiting her daughter in America, she went to a city bank to deposit the dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the bank clerk carefully checked every banknote to see if it was fake. This made the old woman very impatient. Finally, she couldn't help saying, "Trust me, sir, and please trust these bills, too. These are real dollars, and they are brought directly from America. "English joke (4) My puppy can't read. Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I have lost my precious puppy! Mrs Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the newspaper! Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My little dog can't read. My dog can't read. Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I have lost my beloved dog! Mrs Smith: But you should put an advertisement in the newspaper! Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My puppy can't read. Bring me the champion-waiter, this lobster has only one paw. -I'm sorry, sir. It must be fighting. -Well, then bring me the winner. Give me the winner-waiter, this lobster has only one claw. Sorry, sir, but this one must have been in a fight. Oh, then give me the winner. English joke (6) The party of mean men. The notorious cheapskate finally decided to invite a guest. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Go up to 5 meters and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opens, push it open with your feet. " "Why use my elbows and feet? "Oh dear," he replied, "you won't come empty-handed, will you? A miser's treat A notorious miser finally decided to treat. Explaining to a friend how to find his home, he said, "You go up to the fifth floor, find the middle door, and then ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opens, push it with your feet. " "Why use my elbows and feet?" "You have to take a gift in your hand. God, you won't come empty-handed, will you? " The miser replied. English jokes/articles/jokes/index.htmlAudio English jokes, recommended/Li Ting/Li Ting/jokes/index.html.