Girlfriend is in a bad mood. What jokes can cheer her up?

1. If you are unhappy, I will care about you. If you are unhappy, I will care about you. If you are unhappy, I will care about you. If you're really in trouble, I'll turn it off.

2.a: What does postdoctoral mean? You don't know either? It's the doctor's wife. A: why? B: Because the emperor's wife is called the queen, the king's wife is called the queen, and the doctor's wife is of course called the postdoctoral fellow!

There are two people who have been in love for many years, but they can't be together. One day, an earthquake happened and they finally got together. They are. Ceiling and floor.

4. Female secretary: "Boss, your wife called. She said on the phone that she would kiss you." Boss: "You hold it for me first, and then come and give it to me later."

5, women's concept of mate selection: handsome guys are valuable, middle-aged prices are higher, if there is a rich man, you can throw both. Leftover women's view of mate selection: the house and car stand aside and the watermelon and sesame seeds are lost. The market price has dropped a lot, don't you think?