I am a college student and my roommate stays up late every day and disturbs my rest. What should I do?

I am a college student. My roommate stays up late every day and disturbs my rest. What should I do?

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Please, you are a college student, you should have an outstanding IQ, don't you just have a few trash roommates, how can you even do this? The problem cannot be solved! It’s such an embarrassment to our college students!

Forget it, it seems that you are also a kind of honest and good boy. Let me, a restless student, teach you a few tricks. You can choose according to your actual situation. Take advantage of it!

One: Mouse!

I remember when I first entered college, I met a super game fan who never got out of bed except for pooping and peeing. He played every night until four or five o'clock in the morning the next day, waiting for us to go to class. He would sleep on the bed.

Alas, this weirdo was quite restrained at the beginning, and he kept his voice very quiet when he knew we were all asleep. However, as he gradually got familiar with it, he no longer had any scruples and would yell every night while playing games. I yelled, and when I was excited, I even hit the table with my fist...

Oh, this old man is also blind. He arranged several roommates for me who are more honest than Xiaojiabiyu, but there is no one. Dare to stop him, even if I don’t dare to say a word...

Seeing how timid and fearful they all are, I don’t want to be the one who stands out, so I just She endured the calm state of mind for a while and stopped arguing with him. But he did this all night long and it made me have a nervous breakdown! So, I wanted to fuck him secretly once!

After consulting an obscene guru on the Internet, I started my plan!

First of all, I bought a wireless mouse from Ma Yun.com. Then, I took advantage of the two minutes while he was going to poop and plugged the USB connector into the USB port on the back of his computer case. After debugging the mouse, I went out to play.

When I couldn’t sleep due to his roar in the middle of the night, I secretly picked up the mouse and moved around aimlessly on the bed...

I heard that weird guy down there, leaning against me for a while. Oops, I was laughing at me. Suddenly I heard a snap, and he dropped his mouse, muttering: Trash. Mouse...

The next day, he ran to the Digital City and bought another mouse. In the evening, I repeated the action last night. This time He smashed the computer...

Oh, I can finally sleep peacefully...

Part 2: Group formation !

After changing dormitories in my junior year, I met a few more weird people!

Although this roommate does not lie on the bed playing computer games every day, he never leaves his mobile phone and tablet. Not only does he play the King of Pesticides in class, but he is even more addicted to it in the dormitory.. .......

It would be fine if you turn down the volume or wear headphones, but he likes to play with the external factor on. We have told him countless times but it doesn't work... .

Looks like they are forcing me to use a trick again! I consulted several dirty masters online again, and a conspiracy started again...

This time, I chose to join! I took out my phone and asked him to play with me. When he saw that he could have someone to accompany him to play black games, he was as happy as if he had eaten bee shit...

As for me, I keep in mind the tricks that the master gave me and strive to be Wen Neng and hang up in every game. Teammate, Wu Neng jumps over the tower and kills people. If you advance, you can challenge five by yourself, if you retreat, you can sit back and wait for twenty shots. He can fly in front to save the remaining enemies, and he can put up walls in the back to block teammates...

Every time he loses the game, he looks at me crazy, and I work tirelessly. I continued to trick him until one day I tricked him again in the downwind game. He was so excited that he threw his phone and tablet, and swore in front of all his roommates that he would never play with King Pesticide again... ..........