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A selection of four swearing quotations from ipartment.
Ipartment 4 swearing quotations 1) Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean!
2) Zi Qiao: Now your eyes look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, and your eyebrows smell like Takeshi Kaneshiro. At first glance, the action of holding beer is very similar to that of Wu Zhenyu. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.
3) Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take you to forgive him? Yifei: Forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send him to God!
4) Is the departure of the stool the pursuit of the toilet or the failure to retain the ass?
5) I admit that you are a real beauty because there are no lights in the tunnel.
6) Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who the fool is.
7) Wan Yu: Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, very ugly!
8) I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.
9) I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.
10) Xiaoxian: I am not a casual person! Yifei: You don't look human!
Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.
Zi Qiao: Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!
3) They all say that my sister is beautiful, but they are all made up.
4) You are a well, both of you are.
5) Secret love is a successful pantomime, and it becomes a tragedy as soon as it is said!
6) I smoke because I hurt my lungs, not because I am sad.
7) The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.
I was going to sogou, but I saw a cat flopping about.
9) No matter how powerful the Tang Priest is, he is just a monkey-trick.
10) If you have an identity, you have an ID card.
1 1) Yifei: If I don't see that person, I'll let you disappear! The disappearance in the double sense of biology and sociology!
12) poor Nike, rich ADI, rogue Armani.
13) Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.
14) Even pigs can raise prices these days. Why can't the price increase?
15) I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
16) the mixed society is a manual work, paying attention to four lessons: flash and prance.
17) Meijia: Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my cell phone has no signal, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road!
18) I will kill you with a bite of salt and soda.
Ipartment 4 swearing lines quotations 1) A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
2) Just feel at ease.
3) That kind of smile is sweet and elegant, as if the spring breeze blew through Lugu Lake and the autumn rain infiltrated Jiuzhaigou.
4) Face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
5) Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.
6) You are sheep tone. You ran away from the beginning. You can't run back, can you?
When I become emperor, I will make you a prince.
8) How many years later, will we still remember the place that left us countless laughter and tears? Ipartment!
9) As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of leaders being like donkeys, you are afraid of subordinates being like pigs.
If Conan were alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore.
1 1) Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.
12) well said, I didn't understand a lot.
13) Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and couldn't pull it off!
14) Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.
15) Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.
16) Meeting and parting are like a turn, a circle and a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.
17) If we delay for one day, world peace will be extended for another day.
18) This is not a turning point in life, but a breaking point.
19) Life is like a news broadcast. Changing the channel can't solve the problem.
20) I will never bow to evil forces, and I will not do it if I kill you.
2 1) An affair is not waiting alone, but giving to each other.
22) As long as you are happy, I am willing to be crazy again.
23) Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.
24) If you want to practice magic, take out a knife from the palace.
25) People will play many roles in their life. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it.
26) You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.
27) There are so many weapons in China that you don't learn sword. I won't learn sword when I go up. Iron swords don't learn silver swords. Finally, I understood that man and sword are one, and I became a swordsman.
28) I thought I was God, and I could settle myself and help all beings. But in the end, there was nothing. I didn't help you realize your wish. I'm sorry, I'm not God, I'm lonely.
29) Two heads are better than one, Zhuge Liang stinks to death.
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