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Recently, the epidemic situation has been serious. The rainy weather for several days has left us breathless at home, responding to the government's call, not adding chao

Ai ke de Xiao brochette

Recently, the epidemic situation has been serious. The rainy weather for several days has left us breathless at home, responding to the government's call, not adding chao

Ai ke de Xiao brochette

Recently, the epidemic situation has been serious. The rainy weather for several days has left us breathless at home, responding to the government's call, not adding chaos to the country and the government, obeying the law and staying at home with peace of mind.

Today is Sunday, the long-lost sun? Warm up, lazy people get up early, so that everyone has the impulse to go out to play, and invite three or five friends to go to the remote countryside for a "winter tour."

My wife arranged for my student Xiao Bing and his wife to pick me up by car. As soon as I got on the bus, I found a little cuteness-string string.

Long time no see, I've grown a lot. As soon as I got on the bus, I saw that I was still angry with his parents and wouldn't let him play with my classmates. Suddenly I swept away the haze on my face and chatted with me with a smile.

This is an eight-year-old boy I grew up with. He is white and clean, with regular facial features and a natural coat hanger. When he puts on his upper body, he looks very foreign. Besides, her mother, Jiang Chan, takes good care of Lazar when she eats and drinks, so it always makes people look comfortable and likes him at first sight.

The name of this band is Zhou Xiaozheng. Because Jiang Chan especially likes to eat skewers during pregnancy, he gave his son a nickname called skewers. His parents set an example and taught him well. He is not only a little boy with high EQ and IQ, but also a very smart boy. He knows how to be grateful, knows manners, is filial to his parents, has a correct outlook on life, loves learning, painting, sports, hobbies, and is excellent in character and study.

String is neither beautiful nor handsome, but it 100% inherits the powerful genes of Xiao Bing, and its timbre is cool, humorous and festive. Besides, it is funny and old-fashioned like an adult, with a pair of bright eyes on its delicate face. When his eyes change an idea, he can't stop for a moment, and it is very, very bright. He is a master who can jump without skin.

The child kissed me since childhood, and an "aunt" instantly narrowed the distance between us, because we haven't seen each other for a long time.

As for me, I always take pleasure in fiddling with the strings. After seeing Xiao Cute, I said, "String string is here to experience rural life today, and I want to write an article when I go home." In a word, I pulled the strings aside and rolled my eyes. His father immediately joked: "How can this aunt force others like this and still have fun?"

The car went all the way, and the adults talked about one build and one build. At this time, Xiaoxian sitting next to me took a "Hi Lang" to suck the jelly and said, "Auntie, this is for you". Then I began to tease him again, "Oh, thank you, jelly, eat or suck", and the string immediately said "yes, drink".

Then, the idea of teasing him suddenly came to mind. I said, "Okay, I'll take this jelly first. You tell aunt whether this jelly is for eating, drinking or smoking, and aunt will solve it, okay? "

String was a little unhappy, so I turned to sulk. I teased him again. "String must be thinking, what's wrong with this aunt? I am kind enough to give you something to eat. You still have so many things to do? " Tandem immediately turned around and looked at me in surprise. I smiled again and said, "Now I must say in her heart in tandem, what's wrong with this aunt?" How does she know what I think? " . As soon as this sentence came out, the strings were shocked directly.

Singing and laughing all the way, we soon arrived at the countryside we were going to. We were still a little excited when we walked out of the car door. The long-lost warm sun sprinkled on us, and we walked slowly on the road. Suddenly, we feel the breeze blowing on our faces, the air is fresh and pleasant, and we have a relaxed pleasure of "staying in a cage for a long time and returning to nature".

There are many kudzu bugs this season. We agreed to catch kudzuvine worms in kudzuvine root, then fry them and eat them with wine. Except for three or two friends who have worked before, several adults are all catching kudzu worms for the first time, and they are extremely happy.

The strings are more like wild horses without reins, jumping left and right, watching from there for a while, fiddling here for a while, helping adults pass gloves and take firewood knives, and being very busy.

It's not enough to do manual work. Finally, I simply followed a group of adults with firewood knives into the jungle to knock and chop. The more you help, the more busy you are, which makes a group of adults laugh. Looking at his serious appearance, I am embarrassed to laugh at him to his face.

After all, cutting pueraria lobata and catching pueraria lobata is a technical job. How can such a small child catch them? After a while, the string became a little dull, a little bored, impatient, but unwilling, and finally it was useless to get the firewood knife in your hand.

Looking at the golden grapefruit on one side of the grapefruit tree, I want to get a grapefruit down with a firewood knife. Watching him waving a firewood knife to get a grapefruit scared me and his mother Jiang Chan into a cold sweat, but Xiong Haizi refused to let go with a firewood knife and waved it from side to side, just like practicing firewood knife kung fu.

Later, with the help of my wife, I finally picked two grapefruit, and I gave up.

I've been busy for quite a while, maybe I'm playing thirsty string. Seeing hairy sugarcane growing in the field in the distance, I thought about cutting sugarcane to quench my thirst. But when I look closely, I have to cross several ditches and look at the tall grass in the field, and I am afraid to walk alone.

This is, he had a brainwave, stomped up to me, waved his firewood knife and told me excitedly, "Aunt, that sugarcane is delicious and sweet." Shall we chop it up and eat it together? " That hurried and eager look really made it hard for me to refuse at the moment.

Pulling me in a white sweatshirt and white sneakers, I don't want to dirty the field. I walked to the sugarcane place without hesitation. As I walked, I told me for sure: "Aunt, I'm going to cut sugar cane. You can watch me cut sugar cane for you. " It's hard to believe him when you look at his firm appearance.

As soon as we arrived at the sugarcane field, the strings began to swing from side to side. I was afraid that he would cut the farmer's uncle's sugarcane field in a mess, so I had to teach him how to cut it. Fortunately, the child's ability to accept is very strong, and he soon cut two thin and furry sugarcane, and then returned to the big army with satisfaction.

Maybe he really likes sugar cane, or he is really thirsty. After his father helped him to level the raw sugarcane with a wooden knife, he sat on Hongshipo without saying anything, and then ate it like no one was watching.

Finally, it's time for lunch. I thought Xiaoxian, who was tired of jumping up and down all morning, could eat quietly.

At this time, my colleague Li Ge told us a very interesting thing: Xian likes small bamboo sticks. That was not the case. I didn't hold a small bamboo stick from my neck to my back all morning, just like the ancient chivalrous man, walking around smartly. Is to grope along on crutches like a blind man. Laughing us to death.

Then, Brother Li cut a beautiful bamboo pole and told Xian that he could give it to him, but life needs a sense of ceremony. He had to kneel down and pick up the stick like an ancient swordsman. Hearing this, Xian immediately knelt down on one knee, lowered his head, raised his hands above his head and respectfully took the stick, which made us stiff with joy.

This is the lovely little boy-Xiaoxian.

This is our little pistachio string.

I sincerely wish Xiaoxian can always be so happy and grow up healthily!