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The original text of grade nine English is about memory, about memory and translation.

memory

Joyce wants to write an article about memory in the school newspaper. Both she and her editor agreed to write a short article on this topic.

King Arthur

I know we have short-term memory and long-term memory. When we get old, our short-term memory becomes worse, but we still remember things long ago.

My grandfather told me a joke. He said,' When you get old, three things start to go wrong. First of all, you will lose your memory ... I don't remember the other two things!

joyce

I saw a program on TV, introducing a person with brain injury. He doesn't remember what happened a few minutes later.

His wife goes to the hospital to see him every day. After she left for a few minutes, he forgot her visit. He is often angry with her because he thinks she has never visited him. This is pathetic.

Gay man

If you want to remember something, you should draw a picture of it in your mind. If the picture is stupid, strange and colorful, you will remember it better. For example, I want to remember the word' smile'. A simple way is to imagine a mile between the first letter and the last letter. This makes it the longest word in the world!

Tony (member of extra band)

There are some amazing memory stories in the Guinness Book of World Records. For example, Gouyangling in Harbin, China, can remember 15000 telephone numbers. Dominic O'Brien from England remembered the correct order of 1820 playing cards after reading it once.

Millie

Memory is connected with our feelings. If someone shouts, "Spider! Put an Okumo in your hand. You may remember the word "spider". If something dramatic happens, we usually remember it clearly. For example, the oldest people in America can remember where they were when they heard that American President John F. Kennedy died in 1963.

Joyce wants to join someone

Functions related to memory in

School newspaper. She and her

The editors all agreed to write short stories.

An article on the subject.

Arthur

I know we have one.

Short-term memory and

Long term memory. when we

Growing old, our short-term memory

It gets worse, but we can still

Remember what happened a long time ago

A long time ago.

My grandfather told me a joke. male

Say,' When you get old, three

Things started to go wrong. First of all,

You lost your memory ... and

I can't remember what the others are.

Two things are! '

joyce

I saw a program on TV.

About an injured man

Brain. He doesn't remember.

Anything longer than a few minutes.

Minutes.

His wife visited him in the hospital.

Every day, but he forgot her.

She called in a few minutes later.

To the left He often gives birth.

Because he thinks she's

Never went to see him. This is very

Sadness.

Gay man

If you want to remember something, you

You should picture it in your mind. if

This painting is silly, strange and colorful. What about you?

I'll remember it better.

For example, I'm trying to remember

The word "smile". A simple way is to

Imagine that there is a mile between the first and the second.

The letter and the last letter. This makes it a ...

The longest word in the world!

grand

In the Guinness Book of Records, there are

It is some amazing stories about memory.

For example, Gou Yanling from Harbin.

China has memorized the phone number 15000

Numbers. From Dominic O'Brien

Britain remembered the correct order of 1 820.

Playing cards, only once.

Millie

Memory and our

Feelings. If someone yells

"Spider!" Put a big one

You have a spider in your hand, you

May remember.

The word "spider". If something happens,

Dramatic things happened, and we

I usually remember it well. for

For example, most elderly people

Can America remember where it is?

When they heard about it, it was

About the death of the president

John F. Kennedy at 1963.