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When three of us are together, my teacher will definitely refute the thesis.

The world in the eyes of children is different. Let me share with you some interesting things that happened to my 7-year-old daughter recently:

***One day, my niece and daughter and I were getting ready to go out. I muttered casually: "When three of us are together, there must be my teacher." My daughter blinked her eyes and looked at me, confused at first, then widened her eyes and retorted: "When three of us are together, there must be me, not you!" My niece and I were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter. I quickly explained: "That's not what it means. This is what Confucius, a great celebrity in ancient times, said..." But my daughter could not allow me to finish: "There must be me, not you!" It seemed that this issue could only wait until later. Explain slowly.

*** Two days ago, a friend sent me a set of foreign literary classics. While I was flipping through it, my daughter came over, stared at the cover of a book curiously, and asked, "Does this mean 'simple love'?" Haha, Jane Eyre became "simple love" in her eyes like"! So I told her that this is a foreigner's name. The first name is the first name, the last name is the last name, and the middle is separated by ?...

*** My daughter likes to read books and knows more characters, but she also It is inevitable to make the mistake of randomly guessing the pronunciation of new words. Once, after she read an article about the Great Wall, I asked her to talk about the content. She spoke slowly and proudly: "The Great Wall has a long history. To the east is Shanhaiguan Pass, which is the Shanhaiguan Pass we visited last summer; to the west is the Canyon Pass..." "Ah, what? Canyon Pass?" I couldn't help interrupting her. "That's right, it's Canyon Pass! If you don't believe it, just look..." She was quite reasonable. "When reading 'Jiayuguan', if you don't know the word in the future, you may ask your parents or look it up in the dictionary. Don't just guess randomly! Otherwise, it will be a big joke."

After that, every time I mentioned it, This classic white-letter joke made our whole family laugh with joy.