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Which episode in Journey to the West is there a sentence about Zhu Bajie?
Bajie said: "You can't catch him, tie him down, or make him fall down so fast." The traveler smiled and said: "No need to catch or tie up. I will tie up the two ends of this stick." If it is called long, it will be forty feet long; if it is called thick, it will be eight feet wide; if it rolls to the south of the mountain, it will kill five thousand; if it rolls to the north of the mountain, it will kill five thousand; if it rolls from east to west, it will kill five thousand. , I’m afraid it’ll take 40,000 to 50,000 pounds to make meat paste and sauce!” Bajie said, “Brother, if we wait for the noodles to be made, it might be all gone by the second watch.”
——"Journey to the West" Chapter 74 Chang Geng reported that the devil’s ruthless man can change his actions
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