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I wrote 5 words because of typos and jokes.
Rabbit has been in Grade One for nothing. He is kind-hearted and loves to work, but he has only one bad habit-he loves to write wrong words. In vain, my parents have racked their brains to correct this problem, and always remind him before going to school every day: "In vain, don't write typos!" \ "The teacher in vain can't do anything about it. In the exam, I wrote \ "Suffering \" as \ "Love Crime \" in vain, and wrote \ "Don't forget me \" as \ "Hastily forget me \", which made teachers and classmates laugh and cry. In vain, he got a nickname-"the king of typos". \ r \ n \ r \ nOne day, Bai Bai was doing his homework, and suddenly a strong wind blew him to a strange place. This is a kingdom of Chinese characters, where Chinese characters can not only speak, but also move. How strange! Just when Bai Bai was puzzled, two Chinese character soldiers came out of a palace and stood upright on both sides of Bai Bai. In a short time, a white and fat Chinese character-\ "Wang \", holding a lovely princess-\ "Yu \", came out slowly. Seeing that the princess turned out to be a cripple in vain, I really felt sorry for her, and seeing \ "Wang \" wearing a crown on his head, I thought he must be the king of the Chinese character kingdom. Walking forward in vain, he respectfully said, "Nice to meet you, King Yu. \ "The king was puzzled. At this moment, the princess beside the word "jade" blushed and said loudly, "I am the word" jade ".Every time you write about me, you forget my feet, which makes me disabled. \ "\" Fly \ "The soldier came up angrily: \" It's all your fault. If you hadn't plucked my wings last time, I would have caught the thief. \ "As he spoke, he took out a pair of handcuffs from his waist and approached Baibai ... \ r \ n \ r \ nBaibai was so scared that he began to cry with a loud \" Wow \ ". \ "I dare not write typos any more ... \" Suddenly, I woke up in vain. Oh! It turned out to be a dream! However, since then, I have never written typos in vain.
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