[About high school English jokes with translation] English translation never abandons jokes

A good joke always uses a short length, concise language, and ironic techniques to express a story that makes people laugh. It contains deep meaning in the laughter, is thought-provoking, and is inspiring. Fighting wakes people up. I have compiled some high school English jokes with translations, welcome to read!

About high school English jokes with translations Part 1

Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you upto there, Amy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Amy tearfully, without lookingup, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Amy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

Goldfish

Little Amy was filling a hole with earth in her garden, and her neighbor came from Saw outside the garden fence. Interested in the actions of the little girl with a depressed look, he asked politely: "Amy, what are you doing here? My goldfish is dead," Amy said with tears in her eyes without even raising her head: "Amy, what are you doing here?" He was buried. ?

His neighbor asked with concern: ?Is this hole too big for the goldfish?

Amy patted the last handful of soil, and then replied: ?Because the goldfish is inside your cat's belly. ?

About high school English jokes with translation part 2

Like a good father, I took my 4-year old daughter to a so-called "rug concert" at her musicschool one Saturday morning, called that because you sit on the rug in a group and singsongs. We sat beside a young, attractive mother and her son, and I struck up a friendlyconversation with the mother during the concert. I thought I was in trouble when, as soon as we got home, my daughter burst through the front door and announced to my wife that "Daddy met a Mommy."

Hey, kid

As a good father, I I took my four-year-old daughter to her school on Saturday morning for a so-called "carpet concert." It's called that because we sit in small groups on the carpet and sing.

I sat next to a young, attractive mother and her son. During the concert I struck up a friendly conversation with this mother. When we got home I thought I was in trouble. My daughter pushed open the front door and announced to my wife: ?Daddy met a mommy. ?

Part 3 of high school English jokes with translation

Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.

Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy?

Two pounds of plums

Mother: I asked my little boy to buy two pounds of plums , but you only gave him a pound and a half.

Shopkeeper: My scale is accurate, ma'am. But have you called your little son?

Four high school English jokes with translation

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?

Johnny： Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the other.

I didn't see it It

Mother: Johnny, I put two cakes in the pantry this morning, and now there is only one left. What do you think is going on?

Johnny: Oh, I guess it was because it was so dark inside that I didn't see the other piece.